I'm gonna
start a rumor.
I'm gonna tell all my friends I can throw a 150 MPH fastball.
I think a lot of them will believe me. Not the smart ones,
because they'll know that's ridiculous, but a lot of them
will. In like twenty years, my friends will tell their kids that
they knew a guy who could throw a 150 MPH fastball. And their
kids will be like, "Totally. I'm a kid so I believe
everything my parents tell me because they're grown-ups and
they know everything. That's awesome that a guy can throw a
150 MPH fastball." And then twenty years later, those kids
will tell their kids that their grandfather knew a guy that could
throw a 150 MPH fastball. And those kids will be like, "Holy
cow! That guy is so athletic and good looking!" And those
kids will tell their kids, and then those kids will tell their
kids. Eventually, people will have no idea who I am or that I
ever existed; they'll just KNOW that some dude once threw a
150 MPH fastball. Some people will be like, "What? I
don't really think that's possible... That's like
really fast.." But then everyone else will be
like,"Don't be so closed-minded. Everyone knows that he
threw a 150 MPH fastball."
Well guess what. I can't throw a 150 MPH fastball.
That's religion.
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