Basically, I like Harry Styles, food, & the internet.
Music; Gay Direction, Sleeping With Sirens, Blink 182, Mumford & Sons, A Day To Remember, The Maine, Falling In Reverse, Go Radio, Good Charlotte, Mayday Parade, Nirvana, Paramore, You Me At Six, All Time Low, Green Day, Coldplay, Queen, The Beatles, Kings of Leon, Lana Del Rey, Simple Plan, shiz like dat. People; Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, The Janoskians, Kellin Quinn, Atticus Mitchell, Rupert Grint, Alex Gaskarth, Ronnie Radke, Cher Lloyd, yknow. Movies; Arreh Pottah, Love Actually, The Notebook, Star Wars, Dear John, Super Bad, Pineapple Express, Step Up 3, The Goonies. Shows; Glee, Family Guy, Beavis & Butt-Head, Saturday Night Live Spongebob, Ridiculousness, Switched At Birth. Books; Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Boy Proof, Little Black Lies, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. ♥
yoyoyoyoyo. yeah i said yo like 10 times. watcha gonna do about it? ;D but oh kay hi. i'm alyssa. my witty is ixlovexhim5696 :D you should go and follow me, i will love you..FOREVER. sorry..STAY ON TRACK ALYSSA. okay so this is victorias profile..obviously. shes my mom. shes the bestest mom. ever. just kidding. SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO GROUND ME FOR MY 'GORGEOUNESS'. and then i was like wait how can you ground me for something i don't have? OKAY SO LIKE i love her. a lot. shes fucking amazing. and shes so funny. and nice. and awesome. and just perfect. and then i was like oh my fucking gawd shes beautiful :') and she was like wha? no look at you. and i was like no , i'm ugly. okay this is pointless, i'm going to add a lot more uh..amazing stuff about her later. kayilovevictoria. nuffffsaidbye. ♥
GUUUEEES WHO. me. victoria's mango fruit smoothie. cus im jus that yummy ;] actually mango smoothies taste worse than a baboons butthole on a blistering butthole banana. MY POOHA'S IN BAND, I LAUGH. jk shes like yoyo ma. teeeheee. well i love her. OH BTW IM tropeeano0x FOLLLOW ME & ILL FOLLOW BACK KTHAANKS♥ back to tortorrr. who calls her that ? not me. so her birthday is in 3 days ! i made her a card.. N B D. whenever i see "nbd" i think "nfl" then i think football then i think futbol then i think soccer then i think mia ham then i think of ham then i think of christmas dinner then i get happy :) lawlss. shes gorgeous. & cute & sexy. get to knoe herrr & yuh wont regret iht, homie. im G ? nah. im more like U. cus U's like hey i have friends cus i only travel with "Q" nbd..NFL .. HAM..EEP. ok im rambeling like a ram on ram day. so ima go. BUT OMG SO INSTEAD OF SILENCE OF THE LAMBS I THOT OF A REMAKE FOR COMPUTER NERDS...SILENCE OF THE RAMS...hahaha i ligit laughed for about 5 minutes...ima faggg. ok bye♥ loveyoutortorrrr. *
I WAS JUST ON TUMBLR & I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH A HARRY STYLES TAG & LOOK WHAT I CAME ACROSS
http://1dsexuallfrustrations.tumblr.com/post/15265705560/a-collage-of-harrys-hands-for-meghan-love-you
FHJUDFKDSFHJSDKHDSFKJH I CAN'T BREATHE THAT'S SO WEIRD BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT HIS HANDS LIKE A CREEP & IT JUST SHOWED UP ON MY DASHBOARD. OMFDMOFDMOFMOFMDOFMODMOFD I'M CRYING THEY'RE SO SMEXY
IT BELONGS TO LIKE.. A LONELY OLD MAN WHO FANCIES HARRY STYLES & NIALL HORAN & LIAM PAYNE & LOUIS TOMLINSON & ZAYN MALIK.
omfg I literally think I'm British.
What other American do you know that 'fancies' people..
HHEHEHE I'm wearing socks with British flags on them :D
& AWH. Thank you c:
YOU'RE SOME SORT OF GODDESS OR SOMETHING.
LOL I SOUND KINDA LIKE A PEDOPHILE.. OH WELL.
& OMG NARNIA'S A LEGIT PLACE!?
KNOWLEDGE.
THEN I LIKE, THROW IT & I'M LIKE..
HEY NOTHING BYE.
MINE ARE A LITTLE INAPROPRIATE.
ONLY A BIT,
AWKWARD.
& OH GOSH MAKE A TUMBLR!
I HAVE ONE!
I CREEP SO MUCH
& MAKE A TWITTER
& TELL ME WHAT YOU TWEET CAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE HEH
OMFG CATS.
YOU SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE & SEND IT TO HARRRRREH
& I WANT A ONESIE SOOOO BAD!
NIALL WAS GIVEN A GREEN ONE BUT HE MADE ZAYN SWITCH WITH HIM CAUSE HE DIDN;T WANT ANY LEPRECHAUN JOKES. LOL. NOW HE HAS AN AMERICAN FLAG ONE HEHEHEH
& OMG YOU'RE IRISH. NIALL'S IRISH.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
I was just using a like.. orangey-yellow-goldy crayon & it made me think of you LOLOLOLOLOL
& his hands are so darn amazing. Like.. There's something wrong when I get excited over a pair of hands.
& omfg people think i'm weird cause I live in america & I'm always like,
'hey xx'
& then I'm like, 'bish you wish you were English' BECAUSE I FOUND OUT I'M 5% BRITISH.
I threw a party & no one came..
& NO that's okay. I was being a lazy butt & i didn't log in so I refused to reply to anyone(:
& OMFG I BET IT LOOKS PRETTAY!
& NO. According to your voice in your video, YOUR ACCENT IS AFUCKINGMAZING. I want it c:
OMG YES.
Your ideas = amazing.
OMG COLDPLAY. Chris is my favorite :D
but he's married. -________-
& YEAH like,
'Hey. xx'
hehehehehe c:
& ommhmohgdhgds I get distracted so much it's not even funny.
I get distracted while I'm watching tv/
Like.. Who gets distracted while you're watching tv -____-
OH HEY I LIKE GREEN DAY TOO.
why it's not on my list, I just don't know.
& Harry's just so like, unf.
& I adore all of their accents so much. Especially Niall's. 'Cause ya know, he's irish c:
& omfgofmgofmgofs you live in the UK.
I like to pretend I do.
I'm actually wearing socks with a British flag on them at the moment lolol.
I dress like a British person you'd see on tv, like jumpers & sweaters & like, stuff one direction wears in girl form. LOL.
& omfgomfg I just died that was the funniest thing I've ever seen :D
YOU'RE PRETTY THOUGH.
I think you should give me your face. :D
Y U SO HAWT?
lolololol
& right?! In Harry's little picture thing you can see his boxers & it's like.
HEY. GET. IN. MY. BED.
omfgomfg that probably means they're gonna do a Harry Potter sketch or something OMFG my life's complete
OMG. THE HELLL? WHY ARE YOU SO PRETTY?!
I just looked at your profile picture & died of jealousy c:
I swear I could copy & past your bio into mine. we're twins. right down to disliking the color yellow :D