vicctorriaaax

Status: I haven't been on in so long I honestly forget how to work this
Joined: July 23, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: November 26
user id: 117735
Location: Boston. (Steve I see you)
Gender: F
    
9/9/12- Eating, the usual.
    

   

You're my Kryptonite.
                                                                                                                       -ONE DIRECTION

Basically, I like Harry Styles, food, & the internet.
 Music;  Gay Direction, Sleeping With Sirens, Blink 182, Mumford & Sons, A Day To Remember, The Maine, Falling In Reverse, Go Radio, Good Charlotte, Mayday Parade, Nirvana, Paramore, You Me At Six, All Time Low, Green Day, Coldplay, Queen, The Beatles, Kings of Leon, Lana Del Rey, Simple Plan, shiz like dat.         People; Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, The Janoskians, Kellin Quinn, Atticus Mitchell, Rupert Grint, Alex Gaskarth, Ronnie Radke, Cher Lloyd, yknow.      Movies; Arreh Pottah, Love Actually,  The Notebook, Star Wars, Dear John, Super Bad, Pineapple Express, Step Up 3,  The Goonies.               Shows; Glee, Family Guy,  Beavis & Butt-Head, Saturday Night Live Spongebob, Ridiculousness, Switched At Birth.                    Books; Harry Potter,  The Hunger Games, Boy Proof, Little Black Lies, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. ♥

yoyoyoyoyo. yeah i said yo like 10 times. watcha gonna do about it? ;D but oh kay hi. i'm alyssa. my witty is ixlovexhim5696 :D you should go and follow me, i will love you..FOREVER. sorry..STAY ON TRACK ALYSSA.  okay so this is victorias profile..obviously. shes my mom. shes the bestest mom. ever. just kidding. SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO GROUND ME FOR MY 'GORGEOUNESS'. and then i was like wait how can you ground me for something i don't have? OKAY SO LIKE i love her. a lot. shes fucking amazing. and shes so funny. and nice. and awesome. and just perfect. and then i was like oh my fucking gawd shes beautiful :') and she was like wha? no look at you. and i was like no , i'm ugly. okay this is pointless, i'm going to add a lot more uh..amazing stuff about her later. kayilovevictoria. nuffffsaidbye. ♥

GUUUEEES WHO. me. victoria's mango fruit smoothie. cus im jus that yummy ;] actually mango smoothies taste worse than a baboons butthole on a blistering butthole banana. MY POOHA'S IN BAND, I LAUGH. jk shes like yoyo ma. teeeheee. well i love her. OH BTW IM tropeeano0x FOLLLOW ME & ILL FOLLOW BACK KTHAANKS♥ back to tortorrr. who calls her that ? not me. so her birthday is in 3 days ! i made her a card.. N B D. whenever i see "nbd" i think "nfl" then i think football then i think futbol then i think soccer then i think mia ham then i think of ham then i think of christmas dinner then i get happy :) lawlss. shes gorgeous. & cute & sexy. get to knoe herrr & yuh wont regret iht, homie. im G ? nah. im more like U. cus U's like hey i have friends cus i only travel with "Q" nbd..NFL .. HAM..EEP. ok im rambeling like a ram on ram day. so ima go. BUT OMG SO INSTEAD OF SILENCE OF THE LAMBS I THOT OF A REMAKE FOR COMPUTER NERDS...SILENCE OF THE RAMS...hahaha i ligit laughed for about 5 minutes...ima faggg. ok bye♥ loveyoutortorrrr. *


Comments by vicctorriaaax

vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to bailie008
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GIRL PAL. I got on juuuust for you c: I don't even know how to use this website anymore, omg help me. SO I MISS YOU<3 our birthday's coming up soon, YAY. I'm getting you a cyber present. SPOILER ALERT it's gunna be me in a box with a bow okay I miss you & i love you & you're perfect BYE. ♥
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to OneDirectionMoments
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You my friend, are a perfect person. I can't believe it was almost two years ago that I started liking them. I saw Harry's audition & I was like, "hey. This dude's an angel so I'm casually gunna stalk him the rest of this competition." then in July when they were all called onto the stage I literally had a nervous breakdown cos I thought Hazza was going home. Then they were formed, & two years later, here I am. :D so anywho, I LOVE THIS PROFILE. Although I feel pretty cos I know mostly all of this stuff c;
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to vicctorriaaax
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don't waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head. ♥
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to EasilyFooled
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MY DEAR POTATOS.
I WAS JUST ON TUMBLR & I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH A HARRY STYLES TAG & LOOK WHAT I CAME ACROSS
http://1dsexuallfrustrations.tumblr.com/post/15265705560/a-collage-of-harrys-hands-for-meghan-love-you

FHJUDFKDSFHJSDKHDSFKJH I CAN'T BREATHE THAT'S SO WEIRD BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT HIS HANDS LIKE A CREEP & IT JUST SHOWED UP ON MY DASHBOARD. OMFDMOFDMOFMOFMDOFMODMOFD I'M CRYING THEY'RE SO SMEXY
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to EasilyFooled
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I LITERALLY DON'T HAVE THE MIND OF A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD.
IT BELONGS TO LIKE.. A LONELY OLD MAN WHO FANCIES HARRY STYLES & NIALL HORAN & LIAM PAYNE & LOUIS TOMLINSON & ZAYN MALIK.

omfg I literally think I'm British.
What other American do you know that 'fancies' people..
HHEHEHE I'm wearing socks with British flags on them :D

& AWH. Thank you c:
YOU'RE SOME SORT OF GODDESS OR SOMETHING.
LOL I SOUND KINDA LIKE A PEDOPHILE.. OH WELL.

& OMG NARNIA'S A LEGIT PLACE!?
KNOWLEDGE.
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to EasilyFooled
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I SOMETIMES WRITE THEM DURING CLASS & THEN PEOPLE COME UP TO ME & THEY"RE LIKE WHATCHA DOING?
THEN I LIKE, THROW IT & I'M LIKE..
HEY NOTHING BYE.
MINE ARE A LITTLE INAPROPRIATE.
ONLY A BIT,
AWKWARD.

& OH GOSH MAKE A TUMBLR!
I HAVE ONE!
I CREEP SO MUCH
& MAKE A TWITTER
& TELL ME WHAT YOU TWEET CAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE HEH
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to EasilyFooled
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I WRITE FAN FICTIONS ALLLLLL THE TIME & THEY'RE JUST LIKE, ME & HARRY BEING CUTE.

OMFG CATS.
YOU SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE & SEND IT TO HARRRRREH
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to EasilyFooled
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OMFG THAT'S NOT PATHETIC AT ALL. I'VE DONE WORSE.

& I WANT A ONESIE SOOOO BAD!
NIALL WAS GIVEN A GREEN ONE BUT HE MADE ZAYN SWITCH WITH HIM CAUSE HE DIDN;T WANT ANY LEPRECHAUN JOKES. LOL. NOW HE HAS AN AMERICAN FLAG ONE HEHEHEH
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to EasilyFooled
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I could literally talk for days just about Harry's hands. They're so big & muscly. HEHEHEH.

& OMG YOU'RE IRISH. NIALL'S IRISH.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to goldcrayon
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LOL JK HI LILLY!
I was just using a like.. orangey-yellow-goldy crayon & it made me think of you LOLOLOLOLOL
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to goldcrayon
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uh.. who are you..
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to EasilyFooled
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JESUS CHRIST I WASN;T FOLLOWING YOU!

& his hands are so darn amazing. Like.. There's something wrong when I get excited over a pair of hands.


& omfg people think i'm weird cause I live in america & I'm always like,
'hey xx'
& then I'm like, 'bish you wish you were English' BECAUSE I FOUND OUT I'M 5% BRITISH.
I threw a party & no one came..

& NO that's okay. I was being a lazy butt & i didn't log in so I refused to reply to anyone(:
& OMFG I BET IT LOOKS PRETTAY!
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to EasilyFooled
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I can't even look at the boy with out exploding everywhere.

& NO. According to your voice in your video, YOUR ACCENT IS AFUCKINGMAZING. I want it c:

OMG YES.
Your ideas = amazing.
OMG COLDPLAY. Chris is my favorite :D
but he's married. -________-

& YEAH like,
'Hey. xx'
hehehehehe c:
& ommhmohgdhgds I get distracted so much it's not even funny.
I get distracted while I'm watching tv/
Like.. Who gets distracted while you're watching tv -____-
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to EasilyFooled
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I swear we're the same person in different bodies.
OH HEY I LIKE GREEN DAY TOO.
why it's not on my list, I just don't know.
& Harry's just so like, unf.
& I adore all of their accents so much. Especially Niall's. 'Cause ya know, he's irish c:

& omfgofmgofmgofs you live in the UK.
I like to pretend I do.
I'm actually wearing socks with a British flag on them at the moment lolol.
I dress like a British person you'd see on tv, like jumpers & sweaters & like, stuff one direction wears in girl form. LOL.
& omfgomfg I just died that was the funniest thing I've ever seen :D

YOU'RE PRETTY THOUGH.
I think you should give me your face. :D
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to StarzofBeautyx3
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omg your profile picture.
Y U SO HAWT?
lolololol
& right?! In Harry's little picture thing you can see his boxers & it's like.
HEY. GET. IN. MY. BED.
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to musicaddict27
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NO YOU'RE KIDDING.
omfgomfg that probably means they're gonna do a Harry Potter sketch or something OMFG my life's complete
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to divafevame
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I made it, lololo :D
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to SimpleLifeOfMe
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I THINK SO LOLOL.
OMG. THE HELLL? WHY ARE YOU SO PRETTY?!
I just looked at your profile picture & died of jealousy c:
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to goldcrayon
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ew Lillian. go away. -_-
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vicctorriaaax 1 decade ago to SimpleLifeOfMe
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& OMG you don't liike caroline flack either?!

I swear I could copy & past your bio into mine. we're twins. right down to disliking the color yellow :D
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