victoriaxoxo97

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wanna hear a joke?

one time i got off the computer and went outside.

 

 

 








Dear God,
I wanna take a minute, not to ask of anything from you.
But simply to thank you, for all you have.





 

 
Me: OMG! Can you believe they're still together after all this crap between them?!

Them: Who?!

Me: ..........My buttcheeks(;

Them: ........0.0.....

 

Dear education,

 Why am I getting an A+ in Spanish
and a D in English?

Sincerely, confused.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: The driver just insulted me!” 
The man says: You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.” 
 

I die a little inside 
 
 when I see the word "explain" on a test.
 


Toddlers & Tiaras

Mom: *after her 2 year old won the competition* What are you gonna buy with the money you won darling?
Toddler: Cheese dip.


Mom: Are you gonna share your cheese dip?
 
Toddler: No.
 

Fave if...
Your a bit sad over something right now.
you lost a friend.
your mad.
you go on witty ALMOST everyday.
life sucks for you sometimes.
your reading this quote.

girlytomboy100.

 

never, ever, ever call a girl fat.
even if you're joking.

 

 

 
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