A woman gets on a bus with
her baby.
The bus driver
says: “That's
the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.
Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear
of the bus and sits down,
fuming.
She says to a man next to
her: “The
driver just insulted
me!”
The man
says: “You
go right up there and tell him
off –go
ahead, I'll hold your monkey for
you.”