Señor Vidbot*

Status: wittier than you
Joined: June 19, 2008
Last Seen: 2 years
Birthday: January 13
user id: 50973
Location: Starbunks
Gender: M
The kids on here just like to complain It's ridiculous. OK THANKS BYE

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r u excited for halloween. i am?

Timmy's first steps were on Mars.

The other night I was at the McDonalds along the highway and saw a tired, single mom cutting a cheeseburger into three pieces for her three little girls.  Then I saw a stranger walk over with three happy meals and a Big Mac.  He handed the mother some money and gave her a hug.  The mother burst into tears.
Why did the elephant sit on an orange outside the synagogue? He wanted to see Jews coming out.
No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
"Out of toilet paper.  Good bye socks!"
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