vintagememories

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Joined: October 2, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
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Location: Neverland.
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Quotes by vintagememories

i have 2 moods 
sleep is for the weak
sleeping for a week
there is no inbetween.
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school

Difference between me and a calender?
A calender has dates 
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DO YOU THINK OPRAH REMEMBERS
WHEN DRAKE AND JOSH
ran her  over?
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famous
Me: *does 3 sit-ups*
Me: Am i skinny yet?
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love
Plot twist: A famous person has a tumblr, just to stalk yours.
 
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Shortest horror story ever :  "there's no food left".
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Regular Teenager:  My moms making me clean up the mess from my house party.
Me:  My mom makes me clean the cookie crumbs outta my bed...
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Feel old yet?
Zach and Cody:  20 years old.
Shrek 1:  Came out 11 years ago.
Monster inc:  Also came out 11 years ago.
Miley Cyrus:  Engaged.
Hilary Duff:   A mom.
That so Raven:  Ended 6 years ago.
Lizzie McGuire:  Been off telly for 9 years.
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inspirational
Cookie Monster:  I got 99 cookies, cause a b itch ate one.
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