volcom_is_lifex3

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Chuck Norris fact #20
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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 Chuck Norris fact #19
Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he
roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

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  Chuck Norris fact #18
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris fact #17
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. 
                 Chuck Norris throws down.
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Chuck Norris fact #16
   When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for 
       every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Chuck Norris fact #15
       Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris fact #14
     Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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   Chuck Norris fact #13
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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 Chuck Norris fact #12
      A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is
    the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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  Chuck Norris fact #11
       When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris
            doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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