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Chuck Norris fact #29
   Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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Chuck Norris fact #28
Chuck Norris’ favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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   Chuck Norris fact #27
Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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  Chuck Norris fact #26
Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.
                  He then cried himself to sleep.

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Chuck Norris fact #25
      Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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    Chuck Norris fact #24
        Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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 Chuck Norris fact #23
   When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting
        himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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Chuck Norris fact #22
      Some people wear Superman pajamas. 
       Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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  Chuck Norris fact #21
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square,
until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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Chuck Norris fact #20
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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