Profile for watermelon_96 - Witty Profiles

Three things seemed to happen simultaneously while Carlisle was speaking. My hair ruffled with the light breeze, Edward stiffened, and the second male, James, suddenly whipped his head around, scrutinizing me, his nostrils flaring.
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 18, p.378

made by watermelon_96
on October 03, 2009 15:03:46

quote number 1114963
filed under famous

get code
report quote

4

0

I guess he considered me old enough now not to shoot myself by accident, and not depressed enough to shoot myself on purpose.
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 2, p.35

made by watermelon_96
on October 03, 2009 15:02:34

quote number 1114961
filed under away messages

get code
report quote

3

0

So, did you stab *Edward Cullen* with a ( pencil )or what? I’ve never seen him act like that.
Mike Newton, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.25

made by watermelon_96
on October 03, 2009 15:01:54

quote number 1114957
filed under funny

get code
report quote

2

0

Sometimes I wondered if I was seeing the same things through my eyes that the rest of the world was seeing through theirs. Maybe there was a [ glitch ] in my *brain* -Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.11

made by watermelon_96
on October 03, 2009 15:00:53

quote number 1114956
filed under famous

get code
report quote

5

0

It was nice to be [ alone ] , not to have to ( smile ) and look *pleased; a relief to stare _dejectedly_ out the window at the sheeting rain and let just a few tears escape...
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.9

made by watermelon_96
on October 03, 2009 14:58:19

quote number 1114949
filed under famous

get code
report quote

2

0

My Life ls Perfect;

My grades are amazing

[on Guitar Hero]

I speak fluent spanish

[from Dora the Explorer]

I have a million friends

[On Sims 3]

I have a big house and a lot of money

[On Animal Crossing DS]

& I work out everyday

[On wii fit]

made by watermelon_96
on September 04, 2009 18:26:01

quote number 1067185
filed under funny

get code
report quote

7

0

<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" align="center">My Life ls Perfect;</div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" align="center">My grades are amazing</div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" align="center">[on Guitar Hero]</div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" align="center">I speak fluent spanish</div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" align="center">[from Dora the Explorer]</div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" align="center">I have a million friends</div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" align="center">[On Sims 3]</div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" align="center">I have a big house and a lot of money</div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" align="center">[On Animal Crossing DS]</div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" align="center">& I work out everyday</div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" align="center">[On wii fit]</div>

( Oh sweetheart )
Put the bottle down ;
[ You've got too much talent ]

made by watermelon_96
on August 21, 2009 17:02:03

quote number 1035230
filed under lyrics

get code
report quote

8

0

<div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding-right: 10px; padding-left: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; color: rgb(255,255,255); padding-top: 10px; position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center">
<div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding-right: 10px; padding-left: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; color: #ffffff; padding-top: 10px; position: relative; background-color: transparent; text-align: center"> ( Oh sweetheart ) 
Put the bottle down ; 
[ You've got too much talent ] 
</div>
</div>

Am I the only one who

Is told to clean up my room,

And stuffs all my junk into a drawer

made by watermelon_96
on August 04, 2009 20:38:33

quote number 990983
filed under funny

get code
report quote

68

6

Today, while watching tv,

My little brother asked what “sex” meant.

Not wanting to go into detail with a 9-year-old,

I simply told him “it’s another word for pizza.”

Later, at the dinner table with my parents, he announced

“I wanna have sex tonight”

all mineee[:

made by watermelon_96
on July 31, 2009 20:07:43

quote number 981234
filed under funny

get code
report quote

443

31

<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" align="center">Today, while watching tv,</div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" align="center">My little brother asked what “sex” meant.</div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" align="center">Not wanting to go into detail with a 9-year-old,</div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" align="center">I simply told him “it’s another word for pizza.”</div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" align="center">Later, at the dinner table with my parents, he announced</div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt" align="center">“I wanna have sex tonight” 
 
 
</div>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt; text-align: left">all mineee[:</div>

am i invisible?

made by watermelon_96
on July 22, 2009 17:18:34

quote number 957730
filed under funny

get code
report quote

26

1

Witty Profiles

watermelon_96

Recent Quotes by this Author:

How would you make Witty Profiles better?

Friends of Witty Profiles

Links