wazababe

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Joined: August 13, 2011
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user id: 207332

you can only be young once, but you can always be immature.











Hey, it's lindsey here, and this is my profile :) im 13 years old and i live in MI and i play soccer for the Michigan Gators im a goal keeper in soccer. i love my friends and family very much <3 i have two sisters abby and michaela and i live with my mom and dad. i had a dog but not anymore :( but now i have like 50 million fish -_- i loveeeeeeee music it is like my whole life. no joke. my friends and i go crazy when we are with each other and it is impossible to stop laughing when we are together. me and my sisters get along very well, i'm kinda in a relationship but it's hard to say. i have some weird things going on in my life and i hope you like my quotes thanks :)
 

Quotes by wazababe




They say anything is possible,
 well obviously they haven't tried duct taping the hole in the ozone layer closed

   

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funny
6 year old sister: If you were a dog, and you adopted a kid, what would your name be?
Me: ummmmm.....er,
6 year old sister: would it be dad, daddy, or Mr.P.Bobby?
Me: umm i guess i would have to go with Mr.P.Bobby
6 year old sister: and your wife's name would be.....
Me: Mrs.P.Bobby?
6 year old sister: correct
Me: i didn't know i was being tested...
6 year old sister: and what would your kid's name be?
me: P.Bobby jr.
6 year old sister: *faceplam*
Me: * left confused while she ran off and got water*...
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& only in america we would;
cut down trees,
turn it into paper,
and on that paper write,
SAVE TREES

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I bet on the terms and conditions


they say



"and now that you have not read these

terms but are going to agree any ways,

we now have the right to use you as a

human sacrifice if aliens come down

to earth and try to kill us all."

You.Just.Watch.


  if aliens 




 

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love.sucks.butt.

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advice

63 follwers, i feel loved!

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story

Me: i want to live in New York somday
Friend:Do you really want to? if you live there, you are most likely to be attacked first by something inhuman.
Me: what are you talking about??
Friend: well there was the greenglobin, the sandman, and the black slimely thing from spider man. The  Kryptonite from superman returns, The fear from green latern, and don't forget the the stuff the joker did to that city and batman
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: i have no idea where that came from......

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 i saw a bumper sticker that said
" stop texting while driving"
and when i looked over at the person who was driving the car,
they were texting while driving.wow....

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Listening to music that is like 5+ years old <3

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love

That awkward moment
when soemone asks you for some toilet paper under the stall 0_0

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