weezyweee

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Quotes by weezyweee

Being single on Valentine's Day is like being Jewish on Christmas...

(215): i just got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section..
TFLN:)
(texts from last night)
(541): my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests.
TFLN;)
(texts from last night)
On the first day of school this year,
my class was playing two truths and a lie.
One kid said,
"My favorite color is blue."
"I have a cat."
"I'm batman."
He doesn't have a cat.
MLIA(wesome).
Today, I received a letter inviting me to participate
in my state's Miss USA or Miss Teen USA pageant.
I would audition, but the fact that I'm a full grown
man could ruin my chances of being crowned. MLIA
Today, I took my grandma to the store.
She comes out of the store, gets in
the car next to mine, puts her seatbelt
on and starts talking to the lady in the
driver's seat. I figured I'd let the lady tell her.
MLIA..?
Today, the hallways at school were extremely
crowded so, being clever, I walked behind an
extremely tall kid through the halls. Not only
did I get to class 5 times faster, when I got to
my class the guy turned around and said, "Just
stick with me and you'll never be tardy again."
I now have permission to walk behind him
every day for the rest of the year.
MLIA
;)

&& i guess she's alright..
if [ perfection ] is what you like


 
As a matter of fact;
I do plan to forgive & forget
Forgive how stupid I was and forget you