weirdguyacrossthestreet
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I never
really
get why
people
think
Jesus is
white.
I mean
why would
a middle
eastern
Jewish
man be
white?
Jack
and
Jill
went
up the
hill
so
jack could
lick her candy
Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*ck 'cause Jill's real name is Randy
Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*ck 'cause Jill's real name is Randy
Grammar
the
difference
between
knowing
Your sh*t
and knowing
You're sh*t
Your sh*t
and knowing
You're sh*t
Like
if in
the
middle
of the
night
you
got
bored
and decided
to put
makeup
on
If you're a
guy
trying
to win
an argument
with
your
older
sister
is like
trying
to smell
the
color
9.
These are
poems I found
online on
wattpad.
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe go to hell.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
The third ones for you
The love of my life
My darling wife
Marrying you
Has ruined my life
My love you float with style and grace
If only you could hide your face
And my personal favorite:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet and so are you
Roses wilt
My violets are dead
My sugar bowl is empty
And so is your head
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe go to hell.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
The third ones for you
The love of my life
My darling wife
Marrying you
Has ruined my life
My love you float with style and grace
If only you could hide your face
And my personal favorite:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet and so are you
Roses wilt
My violets are dead
My sugar bowl is empty
And so is your head
I am
not
against
gay
pride
or anything
because
I am
gay
but maybe
people
would
be more
accepting
of us
if we
don't
prance
around
in speedos
covered
in glitter.
You
know
I understand
why
some
sharks
attach
humans.
I mean,
when
a stranger
goes
into
my house
wearing
a speedo
I would
probably
attack
them.
I will
be disappointed
in every
shark
movie
that
ends
with
"The
End"
instead
of "Fin"
Have
you
ever
heard
the
quote
"keep
you friends
close
but
your
enemies
closer"
well
that's
wrong
its
"keep
your
friends
close
so someone
can drive
you
to your
enemies
house
so you
can
throw
up in
their
mailbox"