wendyxasian

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Me: *reach for the remote*
 
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me:

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Me: nevermind, I liked this show anyways.




 
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I usually delete a status when 
I don't get any likes after 5min.
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What I expect to see when I pull back my bedroom curtain at night:
99% Clown Murderer waiting to kill me.

1% My reflection.
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nmf

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Is it just me or;
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I can only think of good quotes
in the shower!

:)




♥♥♥♥.

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Is it just me or;
when I don't go on internet for a whole day the day all of a sudden became longer ♥(:
 
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Hidden, dirty jokes on shake it up #12414235


Cece's mom: Gary, I have a full charged tazzer and I'm not afraid to use it. 

Gary Wilde: Right back at ya ;).



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THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When some one rejects your hug.
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nmf


 
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Did you know  

 McDonalds in Hong Kong deliver?
 Yeah, you SHOULD be jealous 
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Don't you hate it when; 
 The toothpaste falls off of your toothbrush right when your about to brush your teeth.
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 The Feeling of Accomplishment When:

The Lady At the Sample Stand At COSTCO Doesn't Ask you To Bring Your Parents To Check If Your  Allergic To Anything.



 

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