whereismymind

Status: Annoyed and fustrated
Joined: December 30, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 344157
Location: Narnia
Gender: F
My favorite book is The fault in our stars. My favorite authors are John Green, Rick Riordan(Percy Jackson series), and Suzanne Collins(the hunger games series). My biggest dream is to travel the world

Quotes by whereismymind

fact: no matter how many times you say "okay" your parents will not stop talking
Boys: Why are girls so obsessed with being skinny?
Boys: ewh fat chicks
friends: eats 7 pieces of pizza, fries, cookies, a piece of cake, and a large soda
friend;gains no weight
me: breaths
me: gains 5 pounds
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you sick?
me: ITS MY FACE
the internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.
Teacher:"can you please explain to me why you came to class late? me: someone told me to go to hell me: I coudn't find it at first me: but now Im here
10 things that lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage:
1. Her s/x tap
e
2. The NBA
lockdown
3. Pla
nning her wedding
4. The pause that Dora the
Explorer does when she asks us a question
5. Justin Biebe
r's chest hair
6. L
icks to get to the center of a tootsie pop 7. The 2011 east coast earthquake
8. An
Iphone battery
9. Michael Jordan's baseball career
10. Minute rice
you know you hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
Chocolate dosen't ask silly questions
Chocolate understands
2008: I was so stupid last year

2
009: I was so stupid last year

2010: I was so stupid last year

2011: I was so stupid last year

2012: I was so stupid last year

2
013: I was so stupid last year

to be continued
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