whitesunshine

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Joined: February 13, 2012
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Everyone: You're so quiet.
Me: I'm not quiet. I just don't like you.




 
 
Mirror, Mirror, on my wall,


I want to be pretty, thin, and tall. 
 
Mirror, Mirror, if I change my hair,
Maybe then someone will start to care?
 
Mirror, Mirror, if I starve myself,


At least I'll be beautiful.  Forget my health.
 
Mirror, Mirror, if I cut my wrist,

Will I finally feel like I exist?

Mirror, Mirror, don't you see?

What you show is ruining me.


 

Think
 of how many people have sat next to you
on a bus, train, whatever.
Now think how many people have sat next to you on purpose
with their fingers crossed in hope that you’ll talk to them.
I’m sure somebody has.
There’s plenty of times when somebody’s seen you and
hoped that you spoke to them, but you never did because
you don’t have the guts and neither do they. Don’t go around
thinking nobody likes you and that you’re not loved. There’s
been plenty of times when a stranger has spotted you and
thought “Oh, they’re just my type” but haven’t had the
courage or confidence to open their mouth and initiate a conversation.
The funny thing is, neither have you.

 

When I get older...

"Mommy! There's a monster under our bed!"
"That's silly. *bends down to check under the bed* There's no such thing as mon- OH GOD IT'S TEARING OFF MY ARM! Just kidding. He only eats kids. Good night."
How roll call will go in the future:

Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name.
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione?
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer, and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose.
Primrose: Here.
Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
Teacher: Rory.
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

Do you like watching the Olympics?
Oh yea, I love it. Especially the syncronized swimming because there's two hot guys every minute, with amazing abs jumping off boards and showing all their sexiness I love the routines they do - they're always really well preformed.



 

2012 Insults #1
B/TCH ONE DIRECTION WILL NEVER LOVE YOU!!

 

 


Me on my wedding day:

              "I accept the terms and conditions."
                                                 





   Go ahead and ask me,
               [] [] []                                      What's my best side? I stand back   a n p o i n at   y o u .
Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl:
Boy:
Girl:
Boy:
Cause baby, your an ange-
Girl: No. I rose from hell.