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and i said see you later,
because goodbye;
means forever.
♥

true. i had to say goodbye to my bestfriend yesterday.
im gonna miss her so much):

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on August 20, 2009 22:14:05

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when something in life happens;
something you can't change----->*
you don't get over it. you never will.

you shouldn't try to go around it.
it doesn't work.
You have to work through it.
Thats all you can do.
you can't forget it.
But if you work through it, it will get easier.

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on August 20, 2009 21:44:29

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<div style="text-align: center; ">when something in life happens; 
something you can't change----->* 
you don't get over it. you never will.</div>
<div style="text-align: center; ">you shouldn't try to go around it. 
it doesn't work. 
You have to work through it. 
Thats all you can do. 
you can't forget it. 
But if you work through it, it will get easier. 
 
 
 
 
 
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LMAO MOMENT #4
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."
The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered:
"she made me a better offer, sorry."
:)

heyyy if anyone has any LMAO moments tell me in my profile comments!
i'll give you creditt and follow you!
thankss! :)

made by whoaaitsGRACIE
on August 16, 2009 16:51:57

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<div style="text-align: center; background-color: rgb(0,0,0)">LMAO MOMENT #4 
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: 
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out." 
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. 
On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" 
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal." 
The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: 
"she made me a better offer, sorry." 
:)<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Century Gothic','sans-serif'; background: black; color: deeppink; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"> 
 
heyyy if anyone has any LMAO moments tell me in my profile comments! 
i'll give you creditt and follow you! 
thankss! :) 
 
 
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LMAO MOMENT #3
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 250 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
"she opened to find a brand new bathroom scale."
:)

heyyy if anyone has any LMAO moments tell me in my profile comments!
i'll give you creditt and follow you!
thankss! :)

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on August 16, 2009 14:19:42

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<div style="text-align: center; background-color: rgb(0,0,0)">LMAO MOMENT #3 
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad. 
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the 
driveway that goes from 0 to 250 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" 
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke 
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box 
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. 
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought 
the box back in the house.  
 "she opened to find a brand new bathroom scale." 
:)<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Century Gothic','sans-serif'; background: black; color: deeppink; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"> 
 
heyyy if anyone has any LMAO moments tell me in my profile comments! 
i'll give you creditt and follow you! 
thankss! :) 
 
 
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&I didn't think she would actually be gone,*
i mean i knew it would happen,
but i didn't think she would dissappear.
f o r e v e r.
yes, i know i'll see her in heaven
but what about now?
she was amayzing and always made me happy.
d e a t h ;
is a tricky thing.
right now I feel life is just falling down around me.
but i have to realize when people leave the world
they don't want to leave sad people. the want people
to celebrate their life.
heaven is a happy time;
i h a v e t o b e s t r o n g.*
<3

credit for inspiration to my besties haylee and lindsey
way2kl4ubutily and lynnzeyLUwho2468
their grandma just died:(
mine.

made by whoaaitsGRACIE
on August 15, 2009 19:59:40

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<div id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle" style="position: relative; text-align: center; padding-bottom: 10px; background-color: black; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 10px; color: rgb(255,255,255); padding-top: 10px">&I didn't think she would actually be gone,* 
i mean i knew it would happen, 
but i didn't think she would dissappear. 
f o r e v e r. 
yes, i know i'll see her in heaven 
but what about now? 
she was amayzing and always made me happy. 
d e a t h ; 
is  a tricky thing. 
right now I feel life is just falling down around me. 
but i have to realize when people leave the world 
they don't want to leave sad people. the want people 
to celebrate their life. 
heaven is a happy time; 
   i   h a v e   t o    b e   s t r o n g.* 
<3 
 
credit for inspiration to my besties haylee and lindsey 
way2kl4ubutily and lynnzeyLUwho2468 
their grandma just died:( 
mine. 
 
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just admit it people. :) #1
if a quote has 99 favs
you only favorite it,
because you would make it 100.
:)

minee.
so truee.

made by whoaaitsGRACIE
on August 15, 2009 17:31:05

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LMAO MOMENT #2
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
Then the little girl gives her a cocky smile and says sweetly, "Well then you can ask him"
"welI i guess you could ask him for me then."
:)

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on August 15, 2009 17:08:26

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<div style="text-align: center; background-color: rgb(0,0,0)">LMAO MOMENT #2 
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. 
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. 
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. 
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. 
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah." 
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" 
Then the little girl gives her a cocky smile and says sweetly, "Well then you can ask him" 
"welI i guess you could ask him for me then." 
:)<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Century Gothic','sans-serif'; background: black; color: deeppink; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"> 
 
 
 
 
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LMAO MOMENT #1
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death
in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student,
shook her head and sweetly said,
"welI i guess you'd have to write it with your other hand."
:)

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on August 15, 2009 16:54:32

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<div style="text-align: center"> 
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<div style="text-align: center"> </div>
<div style="text-align: center; background-color: rgb(0,0,0)">LMAO MOMENT #1 
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 
'Now class,  I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. 
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death 
in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' 
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What 
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter 
sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering 
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, 
shook her head and sweetly said, 
"welI i guess you'd have to write it with your other hand." 
:)<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Century Gothic','sans-serif'; background: black; color: deeppink; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"> 
 
 
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I wish I could just tell him.*
Scream, to him that i still love him.
that I always have.
can't he see that I'm so hurt.?
I wish I could just tell him [( how i feel )]
you just made me so >>h a p p y <<
-x- Why -x- can't -x- he -x- see -x-
I still love him*
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made by whoaaitsGRACIE
on August 15, 2009 14:37:06

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<div style="text-align: center">I wish I could just tell him.* 
Scream, to him that i still love him.   
that I always have.  
  can't he see that I'm so hurt.? 
I wish I could just tell him [( how i feel )] 
you just made me so >>h a p p y   <<    
-x-      Why     -x-     can't     -x-    he     -x-     see      -x- 
I still love him* 
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*Starlight, Star Bright*
First star I see tonight,
;i w i s h i m a y, i w i s h i m i g h t;
*<-----.to have the wish, i wish tonight.----->*

made by whoaaitsGRACIE
on August 14, 2009 14:08:13

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<div style="text-align: center">*Starlight, Star Bright* 
First star I see tonight, 
;i   w i s h   i   m a y,   i   w i s h   i   m i g h t; 
*<-----.to have the wish, i wish tonight.----->* 
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