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Hola. Aloha. Hello.


Ayyy fellow wittiers.
the name is graciee.
i am thirteen years youngg.
i attend webster transistional school.
buhh at the moment its *SUMMER*
best holiday evaa.
i have amayyzing friends.
writings my passion. witty's my diary.
i have somee amayyzing friends on witty.
you should check em outt.
lynnzeyluwho2468, way2kl4ubutily, firesparkle04, and _dib3t_08237.


ohh kay. well,,if your reading this you should probablyy read my quotes. theyre pretty good.







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an
d   i   said  see  you  later,

because goodbye;
means forever. 




true. i had to say goodbye to my bestfriend yesterday.
 im gonna miss her so much):


quote number 1033202
filed under inspirational
  18
whesomething ilifhappens;
something you can't change----->*
you don't get over it. you 
never will.
you shouldn't try to go around it.
it doesn't work.
You have to work through it.
Thats all you can do.
you can't forget it.
But if you work through it, it will get easier.





requested edit for way2kl4ubutily .
edit from meeee.(:
request!
quote number 1033066
filed under inspirational
  11
LMAO MOMENT #4
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."
The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered:
"she made me a better offer, sorry."
:)


heyyy if anyone has any LMAO moments tell me in my profile comments!
i'll give you creditt and follow you!
thankss! :)


quote number 1021492
filed under funny
  85
LMAO MOMENT #3
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 250 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house. 
"she opened to find a brand new bathroom scale."
:)


heyyy if anyone has any LMAO moments tell me in my profile comments!
i'll give you creditt and follow you!
thankss! :)


quote number 1021168
filed under funny
  240
&I didn't think she would actually be gone,*
i mean i knew it would happen,
but i didn't think she would dissappear.
f o r e v e r.
yes, i know i'll see her in heaven
but what about now?
she was amayzing and always made me happy.
d e a t h ;
is  a tricky thing.
right now I feel life is just falling down around me.
but i have to realize when people leave the world
they don't want to leave sad people. the want people
to celebrate their life.
heaven is a happy time;
   i   h a v e   t o    b e   s t r o n g.*
<3

credit for inspiration to my besties haylee and lindsey
way2kl4ubutily and lynnzeyLUwho2468
their grandma just died:(
mine.

quote number 1019741
filed under inspirational
  11
just admit it people. :) #1
if a quote has 99 favs
you only favorite it,
because you would make it 100.
:)








minee.
so truee.
quote number 1019416
filed under funny
  38
LMAO MOMENT #2
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
Then the little girl gives her a cocky smile and says sweetly, "Well then you can ask him"
"welI i guess you could ask him for me then."
:)





quote number 1019357
filed under funny
  58


 
LMAO MOMENT #1
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
'Now class,  I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death
in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student,
shook her head and sweetly said,
"welI i guess you'd have to write it with your other hand."
:)



possible series?



quote number 1019329
filed under funny
  141
I wish I could just tell him.*
Scream, to him that i still love him.  
that I always
have. 
  can't he see that I'm so hurt.?
I wish I could just tell him [( how i feel )]
you just made me so >>h a p p
  <<   
-x-      Why     -x-     can't     -x-    he     -x-     see    
  -x
-
I still lovhim*
</3




credit for the quote
edit credit to whoever.
quote number 1019083
filed under break up
  32
*Starlight, Star Bright*
First star I see tonight,
;i   w i s h   i   m a y,   i   w i s h   i   m i g h t;
*<-----.to have the wish, i wish tonight.----->*

quote number 1016448
filed under inspirational
  15

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