whoaitsnessa

Apple industries once made an Ipod espcially designed for kids but then they suddenly stopped making the.... why you ask?
Apparently

iTouchKids

wasn't a very good name for it.. 

Guy #1 : Who farted?

Guy #2 : he who observed it served it.

Guy #1 : he who said the rhyme did the crime.

Guy #2 : who ever spoke last set off the blast.

Guy #1 : the next person who speaks is the person who reeks.

Guy #2 : the guy who spoke let off the smoke.

Guy #1 : the guy with the excuse set the fuse

Guy #2 : he who first detected it ejected it.

Guy #1 : ..... i didn't fart. -___-

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Am i the only one who

pokes   meat  

while in the frozen food section?

Always remember a ....

 beautiful face & a great body

Will never substitute for an

Ugly attitute & a hateful heart.

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one shouted to the other

"Are you a baby boy or a baby girl?"

"I don't know" the other baby replied.

"What do you mean you don't know?" said the first baby

"Well i mean i don't know how to tell the difference" said the other baby

"Well, i do!" said the first baby crawling into the other babies crib to find out.

The baby carefully got itself into the other babies crib, & disappeared underneath the blankets.

After a couple of minutes... the baby returned with a big smile.

"YOUR A BABY GIRL & IM A BABY BOY!" he said proudly.

"Your so clever!" replied the girl "But how can you tell?"

"It's easy!" said the boy.

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