willubemyhero

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend? 

Me: Yup.

Cleverbot: What kind?

Me: Unicorn.

Cleverbot: I like unicorns. 

AWKWARD TEXTS

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                      mom: I'm leaving for the weekend.
                                 I hid $100 in your room
                                 for food, clean your room
                                 and you will find them.

THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
your color blind friend thinks you’ve solved a RUBIX cube.

when i'm bored
nobody texts me
but when i'm busy
my phone blows up.
not mine

I  WAN T  YOU

to  s tay...

nmf