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witty11
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i
just remeber theres noo perfect guy
and the hott ones are jerks
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i swear to drunk im not god
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Wanna come back to my house and do some Math? You can add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply.
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"im as cool as the other side of the pillow"
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This time was
Diffrent.
Felt like i was just a victim
and it cut me like a Knife,
When you
w a l k e d
out of my life.
Now im in this condition
& ive got all the symptoms
of a girl w|
Broken Heart.
but no matter what you'll never see me
CRY. </3
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break up
& im not saying i'm in
love
with you ; i'm just saying
that you're the
only one
i
think
about.
<3
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what is love?
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You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me
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Some people say the glass is half empty,
Others say it's half full,
But I say
"
who the hell drank my soda?
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funny
I don't need sligh rides in the snow,
i dont want a christmas thats blue,
santa can't
bring me what i need,
cause all i want for christmas is you.
♥
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