wittyfood

Why do guys find boobs attractive?
Theyre just blobs of flab and fat on someone's chest... and apparently the bigger the flab the more attractive it is...
Im confused.

Young authors camp #2 (July 23-27):

Sam-
If by some insane 1 in a million chance that you have a witty, I just want you to know I wanted to know you better-
I loved your stories (especially the gnome one!), and I think you are an awesome guy. I'm sorry I didn't talk to you, and now I probably won't ever see you again unless we coincidently go to the same camp at the same week at the same summer or something...
Your writing is awesome, and I adore your eyes and smile.

Signed,

A mushy girl who hopes to read your stories again (nyan cat girl)

I just finished camp.
All week there was a really cute guy.
I didn't pay attention to him.
But today I found out that he loves to write about dragons and gnomes.
He's super funny.
He has an awesome sense of humor.
And he has the most beautiful eyes and smile.
He was perfect.
I caught him staring at me and smiling all week, thought it was sweet, but never talked.
Now I wish I did.
He seemed like the perfect guy.
But today was the last day.
I wish I got his number. Or email. Or something,
But I have no idea where he lives, where he goes to school, or anything. No contact.
And I won't see him again until next year, if we coincedently goes to the same camp and the same week.

Crap.

Use the time you have, and take advantage of it.

WHEEEEEEE MARY POPPINS SAVES THE DAY!!!