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wittyfood
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*Thinks of something hilareous*
LOL I need to remember that as a quote
Oh i need to peeeeeee
*Goes to bathroom*
*comes back*
.....
CRAP.
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FOOOOOOOD
O_O
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FUTURAMA :D
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HELLOGOODBYE
<3
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*Playing Pokepark wii*
~
Charmander
is now your friend!!!~
Me:
OMIGOD IM FRIENDS WITH A POKEMON!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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-Forever alone-
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ARG SOMEONE HELP HOW DO I FANCIFY MY PAGE >.<
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I love Austin Powers XD <3
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After 8 pm, everyone walking down the street is instantly either a pedophile or axe murderer
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Me:
I should count my cashbox...
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One, two, three....
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And the grand total is....
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$69.
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LOL
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*Two people faved your quote*
TOP QUOTES HERE I COME
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