wittyfood

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Joined: July 20, 2012
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Quotes by wittyfood

Adding ;) isntead of :) makes everything seem sexual

I like cheese :)

I like cheese ;)
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Today I saw HIM and he finally asked me <3



Loljk I spent all day watching spongebob with my dog

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                LEVELS OF FRIENDSHIP:

Aqquaintance: 

"Mmm I didn't have lunch today..."

"Omigosh let me get you a snack!!"


Friend:

"Hey can I get some food?"

"Yeah whatever, bring me some."


Best Friend:

*Raids fridge without asking*

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Me: So anyway, my friend and I were-
Guy friend: LOL you have friends?
Me: ... -___-
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