wittyfood
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That awkward
moment between your
birth and your death.
moment between your
birth and your death.
*Watching diving with my dad*
Dad: You know, Tom Daley is almost as popular as One Direction.
Me: Uh huh.
Dad: He's so popular he could probably join!
Me: Well, he's hot enough to!
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: Yeah, I like diving too..
Dad: You know, Tom Daley is almost as popular as One Direction.
Me: Uh huh.
Dad: He's so popular he could probably join!
Me: Well, he's hot enough to!
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: Yeah, I like diving too..
When you get mad at someone and swears are all you know
"JUST LOOK AT THE F*CKING B/TCH. . WHO THE HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE F*CKING IS, EATING HER GOD DAMNN SANDWICH LIKE SHE F*CKING OWNS THE F*CKING PLACE"
I saw some ducks
practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond
today...
Being kicked in the
crotch is so painful!
Try bleeding for a
whole week with horrible pain, giving birth to a child which can
also lead to having your stomach cut open or severe stitches,
having a bra strapped around your chest all day, and still being
told being kicked in the crotch is the worst pain
ever.
