wittyfood

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Joined: July 20, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 319050

wittyfood's Favorite Quotes

 


don't text me back?
i understand.
don't hang out with me?
i understand.
but when i stop caring;
you better f**king understand.


 





Did you know?

I'm in a serious relationship with my wifi. You could say we have a…connection.

That Awkward Moment

When you realise your fingers knows your password better than your brain.


 You're nice to the weird kid once then BOOM. Stalked for life. 


NotMyFormat

"fave if you'd rather be called beautiful than hot!".
personally, I'll take what I can get....
 
*Monday Mornings*
Teacher: Good morning class!!
Teacher: I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend!
Students: *drowsy mode* Good morning Mrs.H.
Teacher: Aww come on guys, you can do better than that!!
Teacher: Lets try this again. Good morning everyone!!
me: GOOD MORNING BIITCH!! 
me: HAPPY NOW?!?!

-facebook.

Wow, that really Hassels
                          myHoff.
*Human Logic*
Person: Ahh, finally ready to sleep.
Person: I think I'll just stick my leg out cause' it's kinda hot.
Person: *Sticks leg out*
Person: But a murderer might get me and kill me...
Person: *Sticks leg back in* There, I'm all tucked in.
...
Murderer: ...
Murderer: Oh crap. I can't kill that dude now. He's all tucked in.
Murderer: Guess I'll just have to check out another house.



Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me.
 
 

What I think im going to do over the summer;  hang with friends, have a party, go swimming, go to the beach.


What I did; Internet

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