wittyme22

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Joined: December 19, 2011
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Have you ever wondered..if the #2 pencil is the most popular then why is it still #2?
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Have you ever wondered..if corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
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Have you ever wondered..who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?
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Fav if you've ever wondered..how"do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
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Has anyone ever thought when they are at the movies..which arm rest is yours?

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Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when we're already there?
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If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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I have "juicy green apple shampoo." Is it important that the apples were juicy?
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Only I can prevent forest fires? Isn`t that a lot of pressure?

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Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi,my name is Bob.I"m an alcoholic."?
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