iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
Joined: June 17, 2013
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 363430
Location: Woke City
Gender: M
Joined: June 17, 2013
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 363430
Location: Woke City
Gender: M
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Flair
My names Chris :]
All the poems are mine ; I write them all.
The funny quotes I find funny
I post.
I do take requests, want a poem written or want me to write about something? Kik me.
KIK: Ask.
I'll always respond.
Football /Basketball & College Life
"I've been through hell & back ; I felt the Devil attack. I've been down the wrong path ; I came back around & now I'm back on track."
Quotes by iLL-Legal Alien👽*
Sometimes I drive between lanes and
pretend my car is Pacman
gobbling up the dashed lines.
It hurts when someone who is such
a BIG part of your life can make
you feel so small.
I love wearing extra baggy jeans..
Am I fat?
Am I skinny?
Is it hammer-time?
You'll never know.
Hey guys is your refrigerator running?
Because i dont like the current
Presidential candidates. 😒
I wonder if Snowmen find it weird that the ground is covered in their skin?
Didn't selfie sticks used to be called friends?
We need money for college ;
We need college for a job ;
We need jobs for money ;
WHO DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM???
Don't you hate when you p⚪⚪p a
ti/rd halfway out of your but/t &
you're in front of the mirror
pretending you
have a small tail
and it breaks off out
of nowhere??
Of course size
matters!
Nobody wants a small pizza.
Nobody wants a small pizza.
Business
plan:
Hold sign that says "Free Hugs" then
whisper in their ear "its $100 to let go."
Hold sign that says "Free Hugs" then
whisper in their ear "its $100 to let go."