WokeChris 11*
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"I Can Do All Things Thru Christ Who Strenghtens Me"
Joined: June 24, 2017
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 399753
Location: Duke City
Gender: M
Joined: June 24, 2017
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 399753
Location: Duke City
Gender: M
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My name is Chris.
This is my second profile on here.
I forgot my information to my first (it was wokechris).
All poems are mine & written by me. I do take
requests. To request one, message/ comment
& ask for my kik.
I do post random things that make me laugh
from gime to time.
Random facts:
I have a son.
I play & coach basketball.
I am in college & I live in Texas.
I love football (49ers!!)
Oh.. & I am a bath tub.🛀😝
Quotes by WokeChris 11*
What if they made a kindle that doesn't
run out of battery?
Like...
a
book.
Rappers are like pens at the bank..
They all have chains on them and they dont write very well.
(.-.)
"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches."
✞
Dear d0uche-bags,
You know what hurts a girl? Finding out that her boyfriend has another girl. Finding out that he tells the other girl all the same things he tells her. Finding out that he's doing all these special things he did for her, for the other girl too. Finding out that he brought over another girl to his house to lay where she lays. Finding out he calls the other girl the same names he calls her.
Finding out that she isn't the only girl he takes out on dates. Finding out that she isn't the only girl he buys gifts for. Finding out that she isn't the only girl he texts sweet things to. Finding out that she isn't the only girl he hugs and kisses and gets personal with. Finding out she isn't the only girl he loves.
Why not just be with the other girl then?
I'm tired of my sister ending up with guys like this.. Why do guys do this to girls over and over? What do you get out of it? Please explain. Because of one of you, she won't leave her room.
-One Angry Brother
Guys,
I'm sorry bro, but not every girl is going to have big b00bs, a round butt, thick thighs, flat stomach or a clear face but that doesn't mean she's ugly. Not having those features doesn't make her imperfect nor does having those features make her perfect.
Why don't you stop being so shallow and superficial and just be happy a girl is actually interested in you? She might not be the dream girl you had pictured in your head but stop thinking about your dream girl when you have a girl in reality standing right in front of you.
Sometimes, beauty comes in skinny thighs, beauty comes in a little butt, beauty comes in a little gut and sometimes beauty comes with occasional pimples and scars.
You shouldn't let these things stop you from getting to know her for who she is and not what she looks like. If you can do that, then you'll be able to see something real beautiful,
her heart.
-wokechris
"Whatever you give a woman, she will
make greater.
If you give her sp.erm, she'll give you
a baby ;
If you give her a house, she will
give you a home ;
If you give her groceries, she'll give
you a meal ;
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her
heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to
her ; so if you give her any cr.ap,
be prepared to get a ton
of sh.t. "
make greater.
If you give her sp.erm, she'll give you
a baby ;
If you give her a house, she will
give you a home ;
If you give her groceries, she'll give
you a meal ;
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her
heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to
her ; so if you give her any cr.ap,
be prepared to get a ton
of sh.t. "
77% of girls think they're ugly.
50% of girls think they're fat.
100% of society should stop insulting girls on their appearances.
Some of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen ;
Look nothing like supermodels.
Smdh.
Last year,
I stopped at a flower shop to order flowers for my mother who lives 200 miles away. As I got out of my car I noticed a young girl sitting on the curb crying.
I asked her whats wrong and she said "I wanted to buy a red rose for my mother but I only have 25 cents and a rose costs 2 dollars."
I smiled and told her I'd buy her a rose. After I bought her a rose and ordered my moms flowers, I offered the girl a ride home. She said "yes please! Can you take me to my mother?" She directed me to a cemetery where she placed the rose on a freshly dug grave.... I was in shock and after I drove the girl home I went back to the flower shop, canceled my order, picked up a bouquet and drove 200 miles to my mothers house at 9:30 at night....
I'll always respect the number one woman in my life.
I JUST READ A STORY ABOUT A LITTLE BOY
WHOSE DOG DIED AND THEY WERE LIKE
"why can't dogs live as long as humans?" and the little boy
was like "Because humans live to learn how to love,
but dogs are born already knowing how."
SERIOUSLY LIKE HOW CUTE AND ACCURATE
IS THAT???
While you COMPLAIN about your job ; There's someone praying for a dollar.
While you COMPLAIN that gas is too high ; There's someone who's only option is to walk.
While you COMPLAIN about your significant other ; There's someone dreaming of having somebody.
While you COMPLAIN about the food in your pantry ; There's someone praying for crumbs.
While you COMPLAIN about the world we live in ; There's someone who didn't wake up to see it.
Your complaints are simply BLESSINGS to others!