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mm. heyy. whatttt uppp!? it's meghaan(: let's see;; i'd be 13 years old - 14 in march betccch - i'm at shakerr. horrible school, really. i mean the teachers suck, it smells like crap, and they sell overpriced (rubber) food. mmhm. so don't go there. i don't recommend it. let's seee. my best friends EFFFER would have to be gurnooorr, paige, laureen, sam, sebbbyy, and austinnn. so yeah i love them. SOOO MUCHH. they're all spazzess.. and sebby thinks he's a catt. i'm sort of absolutely in love with owl cityy. (vanilla twilight;; if my heart was a house;; rainbow veins;; LOOK EM UPP) my favorite color is most definitely purple. it's just like soo chilll. ya knoww? mm. my favorite number is 4 cause. i don't EVEN KNOW WHY. it just is. totallly random. my favorite show is pushing daisies (yeah, it's been cancelled so just like get at a blockbusterr err something and watch itt.) i'm in love with ryan reynoldss. he's aweshhome. i like singingg&&running down the hallway too. that's prettty chill. i have issuess as well as you. with boys, and "friends" and my family and EVERYTHINGG. i've been called every name in the book so nothing's new to me. don't think you're offending me if you call me a skank or something.. been there, heard that. it's old news, childreenn. but hey don't be hating anyways it's not good for you. oh, yes. i'm in love with java monsterr. it could very well be the greatest drink on the whole planett. it gets me alllll psyched for techh(: mm yes. my favorite movie is beauty&&the beast. remember that, woman! most of my quotes are lyrics to my song of the momentt. or any song stuck in my headd. music is my escape. i'm the girll you're gonna see with her headphones in just rockin the fuck outt. just kiddingg, but i have my headphones in whenever i can and my ipod is never more then a foot away from mee. but my ipodd, being the lovely thing it is decided to crackkk and the screen is broken so i can't bring it to school and i've gone into a depression. music gets me. it's my friend when no one else wants to be and it's never gonna leaveee. i hope you can understand that and not thinkk i'm crazy.. ex deee! so justt comment&&fave if you'd like and thankss for checkingg me outt(:


the problem
as you may.. or probably don't know.. i'm in love with one of my best friends (austin) and see.. we used to go out, you know and we really liked each other but then we broke up. i don't even know why.. we just did and after that we found out that we still loved each otherr. but he got another girlfriend (kelly) and he liked her but he still loved me or so he said. so we would hang out after school a lot and sometimes things would happen when we were alone and i felt really bad for kelly but then she broke up with him because she thought he was cheating (pshh.. :/ what gave her that idea) and then we were goodd.. we openly loved each other and more shit happened. it was great but then this STUPID DUMB FUCKING WHORE comes into his life (megan.. how ironic that we have the same name -_-) and she tells him she's not a virgin and that she would fuck him and he was like ohh shit this is aweosme so he asks her out. yeah now they're going out and yesterday they were holding hands and shit like they were some normal couple and she wasn't a whore and he wasn't just dating her for sex.. yeah. anyways yesterday he also tells me that HE LOVES ME. like fuck you man. you can't break me like that and then expect me to forgive you. that's not how it works and he's like so you don't love me? and i was like YES. I DO. and he was like ohh ok. and then we stopped talking about it. but TODAY, austin's best friend devon came to the jr. highhh! he was like haay meghan! and i was like hey where's austin? and he was like with the hoe. and i was like ugh fuck. and then he's like yeah she's a bitch i hate her. and i was like why? and he's like she's an annoying bitch, can't stand her. and i was like i hate her too and he was like you only hate her cause she's going out with him and i was like exactly. and he's like it's good enough. and i said i knoww.
NICE TO KNOW SOMEBODY'S ON MY SIDEE. ♥

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[( actually? im donee. )]
  im not your "second prize", or your *fallback plan*. hunny? its done. we were best friends  *foreverr*.mann, forever isnt as long as it used to be! but allll because of your new girlfriend, its suddenly cool to be an ass and a jerk to your best friend? we had all the fun times in the world togetherr, but its over now. when she dumps you, {and you know she will} guess who wont be there with a shoulder to cry on. you cant and arent going to just waltz back into this friendship! you cannot treat me like shit and expect nothing in return. we were supposed to be best friends for life, but nopee. "oh we still are best friends!!" bull effin shit we are. just get over youself, kay? you arent that awesome. yes, i am going to miss you but crying my eyes out, watching the "notebook" 12 times in a row, and eating a gallon of ice cream wont fix anything. im through replying your texts, so give it a rest. im going to be tough and get through this because boy? if you cant treat me like your friend, and if you are too "good" for me, then you arent worth my time, angerr, or tearrs. do not expect me to be there because i wont.
you caused this problem, >>not me<<. this is *your* fault, not mine. this is your loss,
[( not mine )]








**not mineee. <3
quote number 1183916
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  15
y e s s , i c o u l d t e l l y o u ;
his favorite color's greenn;;
he loves to a r g u e [ oh and it k i l l s me ]
his sister's beautifullll.
:|:   he has his father's eyes   :|:
&+ if you asked me if i loved himm..
i ' d l i e e e . < / 3 ;;
quote number 1181444
filed under lyrics
  21
you lying, egotistical, self-centered JERK.
you're the only person that mattters in your small, cold world.
aren't you?
yeah. well, i'm here to tell you that's great. have fun by yourself
because as of right now you've lost one of the most important people in your life.
don't come crying to me when you're "depressed" and "sad"
don't tell me you love me when you REALLY. DON'T.
i'm so done with all your games and lies
stay out of my life.
and don't come back.
i.
hate.
you.
quote number 1179746
filed under school
  3
people always tell me:
[ you don't know what you got till it's gone ]
but honestly
t
hat's just not true

because when i had you
i had the whole world
and now that you're gone..
i know exactly what i've lost
and i couldn't love you anymore
than i did back thenn.
quote number 1177299
filed under love
  5
&& it's not that i don't have him now
[ she does ]
it's the fact that i never had him
in the first place. </3
quote number 1175294
filed under love
  54
39% emo
9% slutty
27% Jock
15% nerd
12% Prep

EMO
[x] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans
[x] you’re listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before
[x] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[x] Like the color black
[x] disslike most girly girls
[ ] have dyed ur hair dark
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[ ] hate popular music
[x] keep hair in front of your face
[x] have given people evil stares
[ ] Hate (a)your parent(s)
[ ] Life sucks for you
[x] have been called emo
[ ] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[x] Complain a lot
[x] owned a studded belt or want one
[ ] listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total: 13
PART TWO:
SLUTTY /WHORE
[ ] own more than 10 mini shorts
[ ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[x] have been called a slut
[ ] sometimes likes to drink
[x] ever wore low cut shirts
[ ] have been called a tease
[ ] Flirt with every girl or guy!
[x] love the opposite sex
[ ] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
[  ] own 5 tube tops
[ ] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 3
PART THREE:
JOCK:
[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys
[x] Have 10 or more trophies
[ ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[x] Love sports
[x] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[ ] Don't wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[x] Play more than 2 sports
[x] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[x] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[x] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[x] You play/ played soccer on a team
[ ]You play/played volleyball on a team
[ ] You run/ran track
[x] You play/ played football on a team
[ ] Been called a jock
[ ] Have set a record
[ ] Are friends with your coach
[ ] Love watching sports
[ ] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total: 9
PART FOUR:
NERD:
[x] wear your pants at your waist
[ ] have/had braces/or getting
[x] in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A’s
[ ] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[x] have been called a nerd
[ ] are *annoyed* or bullied
[ ] LOVE to learn
[ ] Like your teachers
[ ] Watch history channel
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace
[x] read a book a month
[ ] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] wear pocket protectors
Total: 5
PREP
[ ] you own mostly hollister
[ ] you like to shop at Forever 21
[ ] charlotte rousse
[x] wet seal/ delia*s
[ ] you do/have cheerleaded
[x] you like rap/hip hop music
[x] you like to go to parties
[x] you enjoy yourself no matter what
[ ] you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[ ] for the most part, youre organized
Total: 4
If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 4 high school BIG stereotypes
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd
quote number 1173269
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he'd never tell you
but he can play guitar
i think he can see through everything but my heart
first thought when i wake up is
my god;; he's beautiful
so i put on my make-up
&& pray for a miracle
















i'd lie by taylor swiftt. listen to it on youtube and it's not available on iTunes yet, but if you go to the taylor swift twitter page (TaylorNation13) and complain to them that they should release it then they probably willl. but if you don't feel like waiting, it's available on limewiree so that's cool if you're into the whole "I'm a convict thing" but hey.. we've all done something illegal before so it's good, fresshh. and yea. i do have a twitterr. i'm just that coooll.


i'm not ok, you're not ok but that's ok(:
quote number 1171975
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  2
found this;; wanted to take it;; go ahead and take it iffff you want(:

THE BASICS*~
Your Name- meghaan
Nicknames- meg, meggiee.. otherrs idk.
Birthday- marchhh 18

~*HAVE YOU??*~
Been kissed? yes. yes i have.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos? well.. no, that'd be disgustingg.
Been on stage? yessiree
Gotten in a car accident? correction: bus accident
Death Valley on horseback? no?
Stayed home? alll day baby all day
Made homemade fudge? YAAAY(:
Seen the Eiffel tower? no sorry.

~*FAVORITES*~
Shampoo: garnierrr(:
Soap: aaaxee.
Color: purrrple
Day: mahh birthday.
Night: mm. no commentt.
Band: owl cityy. ♥
Season: falllll
Commercial: the mytouch onee(: if you want to be me, be mee.. ♥



~*YOUR FRIENDS*~
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? noo ):
Do you have a crush on someone: yes -_-
Do you have a best friend? i have 2(:
Do you rank your speed dial in order of favorite friends? i have like 4 speed dials..
Who’s your funniest friend? hi my name is PAIGEHOLUB 
Who do you go to the mall with the most? i try to avoid the malll. 
Who do you e-mail the most? gurrrrrnooor(:
Who have you known the longest of your friends? michelenee.
Who’s the loudest? paige holubbb.
Who’s the shyest? gurrrrnooooorrrrr.. ♥
Whose parents do you know the best? micheleneee's
Who do you go to for advice? granolaa baaar.
Who knows all your secrets? like everybody o_o
Who do you get the most surveys from? nobody gives me surveys, bitch. i find them by myselfff.
Who are you jealous of? gurnoor, paige, schuyler, grace, michelene, sam, seb.. like, all my friends..
Who do you cry with? i cry alone.
What is your usual quote? sure suree.

~*IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU*~
Cried? yess.
Eaten fluf? i miss that shit ):
Helped someone? nahh
Bought something? noppee
Dissected something? ew?
Cut your hair? hell to the naww.
Worn a skirt? kill me
Worn a tie? you wish
Been mean? no comment
Been sarcastic? that's who i am
Gone for a run? i don't run
Gone for a walk? or walk for that matter..
Gone to the movies? i have no life
Gone out for dinner? no..?
Been kissed? GO FUCK SOME SANDPAPERR.
Felt stupid? all the time.
Said “I love you”? grr.
Written a letter? hahaha. no
Written a paper? ya think? no.
Taken a test? nahh. didn't goo
Met someone new? not really
Moved on? not gonna happeen.
Written in a journal? well.. no
Watched your favorite movie? no
Talked to someone you have a crush on? SHUT. UP.
Given someone a present? no
Missed someone? shut the fuck up
Hugged someone? SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Had a nightmare? yeaa.. o_o
Fought with your parents? yess.. well, no, kind of..
Fought with a friend? no sorry.
Been Scared? yeaa.

~*WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU*~
Showered? yesterrday.
Ate a meal? yesterrday.
What are you wearing right now? shorts and a hoodiee.
Are you tired? kind of
Are you lonely? yeaah, a little
Are you happy? not so much
Are you wearing pajamas? yes, yes i am
Are you hungry? no
Are you eating? no
Are you talking to someone online? textingg.
Are you ready for this survey to end? nah
How long did this survey take you? quite a while, thank you.
*Do you want all your friends to do this and send back? i'm not sending it, assface.

WELL YOU’RE NOT DONE!!!….

>>>>FAVORITE STUFF>>>> Type of sandwich: peanutt buttaaah jelly tiiime.
Coffee or hot chocolate? cofffee. kthxbyee (:
Cold or hot? weather? coldd.
Big or little? little, teehee xD
Lace or satin? neitherrr.
Red or blue? bluee.
New or old? oldd.
Here or there? far far awaay.





yerr good, freshhh(:
congratulationss
you complete a survey.
go fuck yourselff.
quote number 1167867
filed under funny
  1
idkk if i did this one yett(:

 1.) What is your name? meghaaan(:
2.) Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name? nah, it's good, fressshh.. o_o
3.) What do you plan to buy in the future? errrm. songss.
4.) Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing?  do you really wanna go there..
5.) How many pairs of Converse do you own? THREE, BITCH.
6.) Who is your favorite “That ’70s Show” character?   fezzzzzz. although, who doesn't love him
7.) There is a mummy standing behind you. What do you do? wtf.. mummy?
8.) What do you think of Miley Cyrus?  party in the USA is her only good songg. that's what i think about the dumb whoree. never did like her, ya knoww?
9.) Do you tend to think that you are always right? yes. i'm quite the jerkk.
10.) Top Five Favorite Songs:  if my heart was a house, a lonely september, vanilla twilight, hot air balloon, foreverrr (drake, kanye, eminem, lil wayne - not chris brown). <3
11.) What was your favorite toy as a child? a doll that i so creatively named dolly(:
12.) Have you thought more about your funeral, or your wedding? i wanna big funerall where people celebrate my life and not mourn over my deathh. and i want a wedding on the beach to .. hmm, this guyy(:
13.) Dinosaurs or Unicorns? dinosaurs.. unicorns are for faags.
14.) What is your favorite musical? speaking of fags.. it'd be high school musicaaall(:
15.) You need new jeans. Where do you go? friggen AMERICAN EAGLEE.
16.) Do you play the Sims 2?  no, sorrry.
17.) Do you think this is boring? nah but it's kinda pissing me off that i keep having to change the color to red and then i accidentally hit pink and then i start typing and i'm like "SHIT, PINK!" so i have to go change it and i screw up and delete something and it goes to pink again.. mad annoyingg.
18.) What do you think of Maroon 5? miss them.
19.) What about Coldplay?  
loverss.
20.) Fall Out Boy? theyy good sometimess.
21.) Katy Perry?  i think she should calm down.
22.) How about The All-American Rejects? LOVE YOU WITH A BURNING PASSIONN.
23.) Have you ever snuck into an R-rated movie when you weren’t old enough to see it without parents? no, sorrry.
24.) The Wii or Xbox 360? dependss.
25.) Team Demi/Selena or Team Miley? demi/selenaa.
26.) Do you know many Emily’s?  6+
27.) What do you think of the Jonas Brothers? i love those guyyys.
28.) Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out?  aww yeah
29.) What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie? the lemon thingiess(: 
30.) Do you enjoy surveys? yes, lovee, i do
31.) What do you hear at the moment?  paparazzi by lady gaga.. o_o
32.) Why do you think so many people love myspace? personally, i'm not a fan.
33.) What do you think of people who do illegal drugs?HEY. DON'T EVEN FUCKIN START WITH ME, BITCH. I'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY. O_o .. wow, um. sorry..
34.) Do you watch the Olympics? yerrrp(:
35.) What are your top five favorite stores? american eaglee. zumiezz(:. CVS. stewart's. hot topicc. (no, i'm not a hobo..)
36.) Do you like the new Weezer album? haven't heard it.
37.) What did you think of Panic at the Disco taking out the exclamation point in their name? IT'S NOT AS EXCITINGGG.
38.) What is the worst job you have ever had? errrm.. babysitting these horrible childreen.. -_-
39.) Have you ever been to Minnesota? should i?
40.) What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen on TV? i didn't know i was pregnant. LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
41.) Do you watch informercials when there is nothing on? i watch them anywayss.
42.) What is your favorite Disney Show? p h i n e a s a n d f e r b < 3
43.) Have you ever seen the Wedding Singer? yerrrp.
44.) Top five reasons people rank things: cause people suckk. that's why. xD
45.) Have you ever gone camping? most definitely
46.) What do you miss most about elementary school? everythingg. so much better than thiss..
47.) What do you do when you want to fill out a survey, but none of your friends have posted surveys that you have not taken yet? i cry o_o .. jkk. i search frantically for onee.
48.) What is your favorite kind of DQ Blizzard? not a fan of DQ
49.) Has anything funny ever happened to you while in Wendy’s? ohh.. yess..
50.) what do you think of McDonalds? 
personally.. i prefer burgerr kingg but WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS UP SO HIGHH?!
quote number 1167782
filed under funny
  0
i'm not a super model
my hair doesn't always hang straight
and my clothes aren't perfect;; i like to wear sweats
i have an under armour backpack so go ahead. [ call me manly
]
i wear make-up, but i don't like to
i eat food too (real food)
i'm boy crazy and i like to give hugs
my best friends mean the world to me
i'm never gonna give them up
i'm loud and i'm annoying, but i'll speak my mindd.
love me or hate me

i'm still gonna shinee.


this took me a while
so don't let it go to waste
because it doesn't take skill
to copyy&pastee.
basically what i'm saying is
bitch, if you're gonna take this
you're gonna give me credit
[" "] {♥}
commentt&&favoritee.



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