Things that may happen when you stay up all
night and then go shopping the next
day:
• Play hide and go seek while
being jesus/bunny ballerina ninjas
• Hide in widows while petting a stuffed
dog
• Crash into mannequins and get laughed at
by rude fat ladies
• Loose your shoes
• Find your shoes in drawers around the
furniture section of SEARS
• Loose one of your friends because she is
occupied petting a gigantic pikachu
• Destroy one of your friends' dreams
because you had to take away the pikachu
• Run into many many things
• Zone out
ALOT
Things we did that we
thought would make us be more awake but did not
help:
• Slapped ourselves
• Slapped each other
• Got our faces wet in the sinks
• Tried to dry them under the
dryer
• Realized that we probably looked like
druggies to everyone in the bathroom
• Yelled really loud
• Ran around the mall like psychos
• Said "Hi" to everyone
• Blinked really fast (btw its fun, it
looks like there's a strobe light in the room)
• & of course, drank
allooottttt of caffeine with sugar
(if you choose to try this make sure you get
the right group of people because, without sleep some do get
pissy)