wwegirly

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Quotes by wwegirly

STOP!
♥ I've made a discovery ♥
♥   ppl are nice when   ♥
♥  ....you apologize!  ♥
♥    who knew?    ♥

I love you but I love them too
I can have more than one BFF
cant
I?
I know I didnt do everything great
and I'm not the best friend ever
but as hannah montana once said
nobody's perfect
Things that may happen when you stay up all night and then go shopping the next day:
    • Play hide and go seek while being jesus/bunny ballerina ninjas
    • Hide in widows while petting a stuffed dog
    • Crash into mannequins and get laughed at by rude fat ladies
    • Loose your shoes
    • Find your shoes in drawers around the furniture section of SEARS
    • Loose one of your friends because she is occupied petting a gigantic pikachu   
    • Destroy one of your friends' dreams because you had to take away the pikachu    
    • Run into many many things
    • Zone out ALOT


Things we did that we thought would make us be more awake but did not help:
    • Slapped ourselves
    • Slapped each other
    • Got our faces wet in the sinks 
    • Tried to dry them under the dryer
    • Realized that we probably looked like druggies to everyone in the bathroom
    • Yelled really loud
    • Ran around the mall like psychos
    • Said  "Hi" to everyone
    • Blinked really fast (btw its fun, it looks like there's a strobe light in the room)
    • & of course, drank allooottttt of caffeine with sugar


(if you choose to try this make sure you get the right group of people because, without sleep some do get pissy)


normal people don't have the problem of standing over a bathroom sink yelling:
NO! PUT THE APPLE BACK IN THE CUP!
with genuine fear in their voice and a knife in their hands.
have you noticed you guys are carrying a bag of sugar around with you?
& you left a fork in the middle of the room?
& you left a gallon of milk with the fork?
& a carry out box?
& you're about to shoot deranged Japanese men at each other?
& you smell like sheep?
& that there is an apple permenantly stuck in a cup?
& there is no carpet?

YES
cuz were cool like that :]
You just put in like 2 melons
& you're like
BAM i'm a woman

One Pig At A Time!
not me: im going to shoot you with a deranged Japanese man!
me: if i had a monkey for every time i heard that!
not me: you'd have one monkey, j-j-just one monkey. *glares*
me: oh...well...okay then...


btw...a monkey? why?! IDK 
im going to shoot you with a deranged Japanese man!

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