My thought process while texting him;
OMG HE
TEXTED ME. Maybe that means he likes me. Why is his grammar so
perfect? Is he mad at me? Wait, no, he just has a smartphone. Oh
god, I better reply. What do I say? Uh uh think think think! Well
it took him 3 minutes to respond so that gives me 2-4 minutes to
think. Okay.. This? No, that'll kill the conversation. This?
No, he'll think I'm creepy. OH YES, THIS. THAT'S
GOLD. *types* *Checks spelling* *reads over again* Okay. *Holds
breath and presses send.*
There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
Yeah? Well
50% are girls,
30% are over 18,
and 15% are under 10,
which leaves 5% of the
population.
2% of the remaining fish are
taken,
and we haven't even gotten into the
personalities
of the fish, what the fish
looks like,
and what you two have in common.
After all of that narrowing down,
there is only one fish left in the
sea.
That fish is your
nemo, so
never let anyone
dare to tell you that
there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥