Funny Blonde
Joke(:
worth
reading. & blondes don't be offended
please(:
Once there was a blonde
and she went into a store. The second she was in the
store something caught her eye. She walked up to the
clerk at the counter and said 'Can I please buy
this TV?' he starred at her and replied 'No,
because you are a blonde.' The blonde left
upset.
The blonde thought of a great plan! She went to the
salon and died her hair brown. She eagerly went back
to the store and asked the clerk once again 'Can
I please buy this TV?' Once again he replied back
to her 'No, because your a blonde.' Once
again she left upset.
The blonde was very upset, she decided she would try
one more time, but this time she would die her hair
red. She came back to the store and asked the clerk
'Can I please buy this TV?' Once again he
replied 'No, because you are a blonde.' The
blonde confused and outraged 'How did you know I
was blonde! Why Can't I just buy the TV!' The
clerk smiled and said to
her
'Because That's a microwave'
not my format but my
joke(:
For once,
F o
r o n c e i w a n t t o b e t
h e g i r l t h a t m a k e s t h e
p l a y e r f a l l
I
wanna be the girl that makes him change and give his
all.
F o r o n c e I w a n n a
b e t h e g i r l t h a t g o t
h i m t o q u i t h i s g a m
e,
retire his jersey and draw hearts
around my name.