x0iluvyoux096

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all the other girls, they just 
want to get into his pants.
but me? no,
i just want to get into his heart
♥
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its amazing how you
make me laugh
 [ when i don`t even © want to smile ]
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¢αℓℓ мє α ѕℓυт
¢αℓℓ мє α ωнσяє,
¢αℓℓ мє ωнαтєνєя
ινє нєαя∂ ιт αℓℓ вєfσяє,
ѕαу тнαт ιм ƒαкє
ѕαу тнαт ι ℓιє,
ѕαу ωнαт уσυ ωαит,
уσυ ωσит мαкє мє ¢яу
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T h e      s i g h t s ,      t h e      s o u n d s
They're everywhere and all around
I've   never   felt      so     good   before
This empty place inside of me has been filling up
I   simply   cannot    get   enough
>>What's This?; Flyleaf
[Nightmare Before Christmas]
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A cab driver picks up a  nun.  She  gets  into the cab, and the cab driver
won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies,
"I  have  a  question  to   ask  you,   but   I   don't  want  to  offend  you."

She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
I am and have been a nun as long  as  I  have, you get a chance to see and
hear  just  about   everything.   I'm   sure   that   there's   nothing  you
could    say    or   ask     that    I    would   find   offensive."

"Well, I've always had  a  fantasy  to have a nun kiss me."
She responds,  "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."
He  does  and  the  nun   fulfills  his  fantasy.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My   dear   child,"  said   the   nun,    "why   are   you   crying?"

"Forgive me  sister,  but  I have sinned. I lied, I
must confess, I'm married  and I am a Baptist."

The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party,
 and   my    name    is   Kevin."   *
800 47 I_less_than_3_you I_less_than_3_you
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isn't it ironic?
WE IGNORE THE ONE'S WHO ADORE US
ADORE THE ONE'S WHO IGNORE US
LOVE THE ONE'S WHO HURT US
AND HURT THE ONE'S WHO LOVE US.
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Everyone    sees    her   But  nobody     knows   that
She screams   in   her   pillow, for a better tomorrow
She hates it, but she takes it Watch out for that girl,
One day she may change the world.
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I Want To Meet A Guy
who would'nt be scared to laugh at me & call me
a loser when i do something dumb. a guy that'd
run up behind me and cover my eyes and ask
me to guess who he is, even though its pretty
obvious. a guy who would hide behinda corner
and jump out to scare me, so he'd have a reason
to hold me. a guy that would leave me numberous
voicemails, just because. a guy that'd call to wake
me up in the morning, cause he wants to be the
1st i hear each day. a guy that would never let go
of my hand. a guy that would look me in the eyes
and tell me he loves me, and mean it.
111 8 nickjonaasismiinex33 nickjonaasismiinex33
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When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

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What the hell was God thinking?
Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
their crotches monthly.  That seems fair.
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