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Member Since:Tue Jul 1 2008 14:16:58 EDT
AIM SN:x0Luv 2 Dancex3
Quote Stats:21
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I currently have one series of quotes [I am not doing the "don't you hate it when..." quotes anymore], I am only doing "random facts" and any other quotes that i feel like doing. I TAKE REQUESTS!!!!!!!! So if you want me to make a quote for you just leave a comment and i'll try my best to make the quote look good. Just tell me what you want it to be about. Thanks!!!

Recent Quotes by this Author:

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                                                                              Good Comeback #1

                     If being ugly was a crime, you would be given life sentence in jail.





lol all mine, and tell me if i should keep making these!! ooh and make it pretty too!!

add to favs - #437170 by x0luv2dancex3 on January 02, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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                                      Don't you hate it when... #11

... You get back to school after winter break and when you write the date, you always put the old year instead of the new year?

add to favs - #433409 by x0luv2dancex3 on January 01, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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                                                  Random Fact #2

              The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

add to favs - #415471 by x0luv2dancex3 on December 26, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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                                                       Random Fact #1

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.


[tell me if i should keep making these or not]

add to favs - #414544 by x0luv2dancex3 on December 25, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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... And
how many people go on witty profiles more than once a day???






just wondering because i go on more than once a day =]]

add to favs - #408086 by x0luv2dancex3 on December 22, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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                                                                    is it just me...
                                            ...or did  2008 seem really short ???

add to favs - #401438 by x0luv2dancex3 on December 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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cna yuo raed tihs? olny 55 out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt bleviee taht i cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht i was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

rate high if you can read this  =]]

add to favs - #397005 by x0luv2dancex3 on December 17, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Has anyone ever told you that you don't learn anything from t.v?

well I don't know about you... But...

- I learned that "apprehensive" means nervous from Full House.
- I learned that a "sanitation engineer" is just a fancy word for janitor from the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
- I learned that the word "Polyside" means politics from the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
- I learned the names of all the 206 bones in the body from Hannah Montana.
-I learned that a calorie is a degree needed to raise a cubic measure over one degrees celsius from Wizards of Waverly Place...

So... next time someone says that to you, you have proof that you do learn things from t.v =]

add to favs - #395408 by x0luv2dancex3 on December 16, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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                                  Don't you hate it when... #11


... You're chewing gum, and you bite your tongue?

add to favs - #391657 by x0luv2dancex3 on December 14, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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                                   Don't you hate it when... #10


... You're sleeping, and someone wakes you up right when the BEST part of the dream is about to happen?

add to favs - #390082 by x0luv2dancex3 on December 13, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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