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'Ello love ♥
I went shopping today with a friend & I also watched Parental Guidance, my mum made me come with her and my sister so I dragged my friend alone.
Yeah, I know, I'm like the best friend ever c;
Anyway, damn, that movie is depressing. I admit, I do cry in about every movie I watch but this was so sad! I'm now sitting on my bed and watching my big fat greek wedding, I love the movie.
Anywayss, a new chapter is up, feedback?
Thanks for reading!

Hey guys, I hope you all are amazingly well! c:
I uploaded a new chapter of UMP & so, I hope you enjoy it!
Today, its supposed to get really hot and its 11 now & already boiling. Way to hot for the beach or going into the pool so I'm gonna be in my house all day.
Sad really..
Oh well, Witty is like 345678123456789098876345421567890876354216789027364 better than real life.
If you actually read that number, you get a cat.
Oooo, speaking of cats, I went to my cousins and they have a grey and white cat called Max. It was the cutest kitten ever and now, its big so I was sitting there running after it because it kept running away -.- Even the cats hat me.
Hell yes!

Heyheyhey! ♥♥
So, today, I got a haircut & seriously, the lady took like half my hair off. My hair feels so short and weird. I hate it so much -.- I also took my dog for a walk and got told off by a random old dude because my dog was barking at his. He told me to go back inside my house or he would hit my dog... yeaa, so that was my day. It is now way to hot to do anything else and I have a party tonight c;
When I was away, my cousin asked me what I did on the internet because i said I didn't go on Facebook all that much. I told her I went on a sight called Witty Profiles and I told her to go check it out. She refused to because she thought it was a sight ;)
I shall stop my rant and tell you that chapter 13 is up, I hope you enjoy it!

So, I wake up this morning & am like, YEAH FUUCCK YOU WORLD, I'M NOT DEAD.
Well... shock horror, apparently the world isn't supposed to end till tonight -.-
Eh, I shall be laughing when the world doesnt end, like MWAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAAHHAAA
But if it does, I hope you enjoy the last chapter of Using Mr Parker that you'll ever read c;

BAAMMMM && THE DIRT IS GONE.
Confession time: I would love to be in a commercial like that, I always see them and are like woahhh, how is that so friggin clean?
Dorky, I know.
New chapters up c:
Happy last full day on earth!

Greetings from the north pole!
Yep, that's right, I'm hanging out with Santa right now (:
& I can see each and everyone of you with Santas power!
I'm going to send an email or something to MTV and say they should go to the north pole and see santas crib for MTV cribs ;)
New chapters up <3

I've never seen someone smiling who wasn't beautiful. So smile and love yourself. :)
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Hellooo c:
How are y'all?
It's kinda weird... I never say y'all when I'm speaking to someone in person but on the internet I'm all like y'all, y'all,y'all, y'all.
It was super hot today, I went in the pool & now I'm sitting in my room in shorts ((yeeeppp, sorry to disappoint all the boys outside my house, hoping I'm naked)) drinking a slurpee and cue brain freeze!
Chapter 3 is up!! Enjoy.

7 days left to live. 7 days left to confess your undying love to me guys!
I am totally gonna get a text from a guy who I happen to be in love with saying, 'If the world ends today, I just want you to know I love you.'
Lol, no.
Chapter 2 is up, lovely!

Haii <3
Ohmygosh guys, you are all so amazing! Thank you for the support with UMP, I really appreciate it (:
Chapter one is up & I hope you like it (:
Today, thankfully, the weather decided to be nice! It is hot, Woo hoo! I still think the sky's bi-polar -.-
If you could do one illegal thing, what would you do? No limits. I'd probably kill someone..
JOKES!
Calm down guys... that'd be scary if I was full serious. I have actually no idea what I would do.
*for all of you who don't know, I only notify if you comment on the chapter before the one you want to be reminded for, if you're confused, just ask!

Hi(: Let's be best friends. (:

ahahaha totally agree with you! Hakuna Matata is the motto!!!!!!

Heyy everyone :) the prologue is up! make sure you comment to get a notification ! xoxo wittycause.

haha, thank you so much (:
&awh, i'm so glad I inspired you (:
Although, you're so gorgeous, you deffinetly don't need to change♥

haha anytime gorgeous!!! :D

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dont be sorry! I had the same ones when I wanted to get in shape, and I didn't know who to ask, that's why I'm here. Right now, my mom works until 2:30pm. She doesnt like me running when she's not home, so I usually go three times during the week around 3ish. It takes me about 35 minutes to complete the run. I also go either on saturday or sunday (I aim for 4-5 times a week). During the school year, it's always harder to fit them in, but I dance so it kinda makes up for it (I don't have dance in the summer). But the best time, if you can do it, is the morning, I love going around 9 am and coming back, showering, and feeling clean for the whole day lol :). Honestly, you just have to see what works best for your body. Also, don't expect the food thing to come quickly. The first few times after I came back I wanted to just sit down with a huge bowl of Doritos and veg, but sooner or later, I kinda felt guilty about doing that. I have been eating healthier, and I think it's because I dont want to ruin all the work I've done. I've gotten myself in shape, but it wasn't easy, and I think my brain is telling me not to screw it up haha :P. I try to steer clear of the really fattening stuff. Ex: Instead of Fruity Pebbles, I now really like Special K cereal. i also try to snack on healtheir things, like apples/peanut butter is really good! It takes a while to get used to, but eventually, you kinda train yourself to. Also, DRINK LOTS OF WATER!!! I used to drink so much soda, not even kidding. I feel a lot healtheir and cleaner (if that makes sense lol) after I started subsitiuting for water. ummm, also whenever I am watching tv, I do 125 situps (5 sets of 25) for a flatter stomach. I know I probably seem like a freak, but I was so NOT in shape a few months ago. So, yeah, sorry for like writing a paragraph on your profile lol, but if you have any other concerns, ask away. I'm happy to help! :)
xoxo

yeah, the sooner you start, the sooner you'll start feeling great! That's my brother's last day too! ok, so you were asking about other things too....food, etc right?

Not a problem!! I know how tough it was for me to start, and I really needed to get in shape!

ok, so, here are some songs that I listen to. Feel free to add any of your favorites to the list. (the key is to choose upbeat songs, slower ones make you more tired)
Papi-Jennifer Lopez
Fight for this Love- Cheryl Cole
I get a feeling- Flo Rida
Good Girls go bad- Cobra Starships
Play- Jennifer Lopez
Straight up- Paula Abdul
Domino- Jessie J
Bye Bye Bye- NSync
WMYB- One Direction
T.H.E.- will i am ft mick jagger and jennifer lopez
Waking up in Vegas- Katy Perry
Everybody Talks- Neon Trees
Break your heart- Taio Cruz
Livin on a Prayer- Bon Jovi
Stronger- Kelly Clarkson
Since U Been Gone- Kelly Clarkson
Boom Boom pow- Black Eyed Peas

So, as you can see, there is a wide variety of genres here. You can switch out any songs on here, I just took these off my iPod. These work great for me, but definitely choose ones that you like. I'll get back to you about the other stuff in a minute :)

hey, so whenever you're ready, let me know what you want to do (about the exercise thing) I'd be happy to help! :D