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Member since Tue Mar 17, 2009 15:55:58 EDT

Last login: Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:12:30 EDT

AIM SN: sweetestgrl0223

Quote Stats: 24

Recent Quotes by this Author:

I got my tank top
Top down
It probably aint summer
but I ride like that cause im
Hotter
than the
others
quote number 1150787
filed under flirty
  6
she is like a fairy tale,
 has been there since once upon a time
 and
will be there till my happily ever after.
quote number 1117690
filed under friendship
  3
Things my boyfriend says#2

 i will never leave you for  another girl i love you, your the only girl that have ever loved, everything i do i think of you ,even the little things now.

quote number 1086342
filed under love
  0
Conserve water
shower with me
  S*S*S
quote number 1080698
filed under flirty
  4
                      PrestonLuisLudwig;;
            a.k.a
              the best thing that
                ever happened to me
                 
quote number 1080680
filed under flirty
  1
My bofriend recently moved to vernon
Last night i was talking to my him 
from ten o'clock at night untill 3 o'clock in the morning
I said that i was sad and scared about my mom and us
because since he moved to vernon i couldnt see him
and i didnt know the group of girls
You know what he told me...?
He said that i was much better than the girls in vernon
and that when we were hanging up the phone and saying i 'iloveyou'
he really meant it and never did about any girl before
and he wasnt just saying it cause he has too
he told me that he really wants to see me and misses me
then to wrap it up he told me that he loves me always had and always will
ILOVE
HIM♥
quote number 1079870
filed under love
  2
im talking pedicure on our toes,toes
trying on all our clothes, clothes
boys blowing up our phones, phones
drop topping playing our favorite cds
rolling up to the parties
trying to get a little bit TIPSY
                 
quote number 1066975
filed under friendship
  2
I like coffe i like tea,                                   
I like a white boy and he likes me          
So step back black boy                           
You dont shine                                       
I'll get a white boy to beat your behind 
Teacher, Teacher                                   
   
Dont be dumb                                      
Give me back my bubble gum              
If you dont i dont care                               
I'll pull down your uinderwear                 
quote number 1040506
filed under poems
  2
in the forrest
there was a fly flying 6 inches above the water
underneath it was a fish the fish said i know what is gonna happen the fly will drop and i will eat it
on the shore was a bear
the bear said i know what is gonna happen the fly will drop the fish will eat it and i will eat the fish 
behind the bear was a hunter
the hunter said i know what is gonna happen the fly will drop the fish will eat it the bear will get the fish and while the bear is destracted i will shoot it
behind the hunter was a mouse
the mouse said i know what is gonna happen the fly will drop the fish will get the fly the bear will eat the fish the hunter will shoot the bear and i will secretly steal the cheese in his back pocket
behind the mouse was a cat
the cat said i know what is gonna hapen the fly will drop the fish will eat the fly the bear will get the fish the hunter will shoot the bear the mouse will steal the cheese and i will pounce on the mouse
so it happened
the fly dropped the fish got it, the bear ate the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the mouse nibbled on cheese, and the cat pounced but it missed the mouse and fell in the water
the moral of the story
every time a fly drops six inches
a pussy gets wet

;) 
quote number 866952
filed under funny
  2
Logan And Preston
hand in hand
Together Forever
   I 
    
((5.19.09)
)
quote number 829805
filed under love
  0

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