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Member Since:	Wed Jul 23 2008 19:11:24 EDT
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About:	heyyy everyone!! my names emilyy. i love field hockeyy and soccer. music is my lifeee. i have *no idea* where i would be withoutt my gurliess. <3 boys are my favorite thing to talk about. ;] im always doing something stupid, but i never regret it. =)) i pretty much live life to the extenttttt. thankss for readinnggg. p.s. i also do requestsss. just give me your sn, what you want it to say, font, fades all that good stuff and i will do it as soon as possible. <3 peace.love.emily. <3

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Santa Conversation Number One,

Me (8:58:34 PM): SHUT UP LOSER!

SantaClaus (8:58:35 PM):
Only Mrs. Claus has that kind of control over me.

hahahah. rateee. <3

add to favs - #406818 by x11soccer96x on December 21, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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&& no, I don't need a vampire in a sparkling volvo,
All I want is someone who is as thoughtful and sweet as one. <3

credittt. <3 ratee ittt. =]]

add to favs - #402821 by x11soccer96x on December 20, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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_{&& yes I trip over my own two feet,}_{I think very deeply about my thoughts,}_{I'm always curious,}_{I can be very stupid sometimes and take dangerous paths,

I'm very studious and intelligent,

I live in a small town,

I can't dance to save my life,

So let's just say I'm a Bella looking for an}_Edward.

requesttt. <3

add to favs - #398535 by x11soccer96x on December 18, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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Fun Things To Do At The Movies
1. Sit in the back row and throw popcorn at people.
2. Run up and down the front row seats, blocking everyone's view and say, "Here Suzy, Suzy!"
3. Tap someone on the shoulder and ask them how their life has been and if they need to talk about anything.
4. Grab a piece of paper and pen/pencil and write down everything from the movie shouting, "OH YES! YES PERFECT! MWHAHAH!" while sitting next to a bunch of random people.
5. Buy a ticket and then ask for a refund after the movie and when they don't give it to you, start yelling at them for not giving you a refund.
6. Start randomly crying and say an employee took your candy.
7. When the "Silence is Golden" commercial comes on, turn your phone on the highest ringer and have one of your friends call it.
8. Get a drum, start banging it and walking down the aisles singing "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow."
9. Talk in a different language or gibberish to an employee and when they say they don't understand you, walk away, screaming because he/she didn't give you a ticket or candy.
10. Laugh really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet, say as loud as you can, "SIR, I KNOW YOU THINK I AM VERY ATTRACTIVE BUT YOU ARE BEING VERY LOUD AND THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN HERE TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE!!!"

rateeee. <3

add to favs - #397588 by x11soccer96x on December 17, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

Fun Things To Do At The Movies 
1. Sit in the back row and throw popcorn at people. 
2. Run up and down the front row seats, blocking everyone's view and say, "Here Suzy, Suzy!" 
3. Tap someone on the shoulder and ask them how their life has been and if they need to talk about anything. 
4. Grab a piece of paper and pen/pencil and write down everything from the movie shouting, "OH YES! YES PERFECT! MWHAHAH!" while sitting next to a bunch of random people. 
5. Buy a ticket and then ask for a refund after the movie and when they don't give it to you, start yelling at them for not giving you a refund. 
6. Start randomly crying and say an employee took your candy. 
7. When the "Silence is Golden" commercial comes on, turn your phone on the highest ringer and have one of your friends call it. 
8. Get a drum, start banging it and walking down the aisles singing "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow." 
9. Talk in a different language or gibberish to an employee and when they say they don't understand you, walk away, screaming because he/she didn't give you a ticket or candy. 
10. Laugh really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet, say as loud as you can, "SIR, I KNOW YOU THINK I AM VERY ATTRACTIVE BUT YOU ARE BEING VERY LOUD AND THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN HERE TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE!!!" 
 
 
 
 
rateeee. <3

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A ~~good friend~~ would bail you out of jail,
But a best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "We need a better lawyer."

rate it upp. <33

add to favs - #397200 by x11soccer96x on December 17, 2008 filed under friendship - get code - report quote

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_{^{&& No sweetie. I wasn't in love. My heart skipping a}}_{^{beat, the twinkle in my eyes, the affectionate movements, the sincere kisses, the warm hugs, oh no that was all just an illusion.....</3}}

i think credittt? idk rate ittt. <3

add to favs - #397034 by x11soccer96x on December 17, 2008 filed under break up - get code - report quote

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Just remember, a vote for Bob is a vote for Bob.

hahahahhahah suite lifeee. <3

add to favs - #397004 by x11soccer96x on December 17, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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^{_{&& girls,}}^{_{we want someone to hold us tight and never let go,}}^{_{we want someone to kiss us anytime, rain or shine,}}^{_{we want someone to cuddle with when it's cold,}}^{_{we want someone to hold our hand,}}^{_{we want someone to protect us,}}^{_{we want someone to love us for who we are.}}^{_{But in reality.....

we deserve someone to hold us tight and never let go,

we deserve someone to kiss us anytime, rain or shine,

we deserve someone to cuddle with when it's cold,

we deserve someone to hold our hand,}}^{_{we deserve someone to protect us,

we deserve someone to love us for who we are.}}

all the creditt and ediitttt? i just thought of it i dont think anyone else had it? quote is sooo trueee. rate or hatee. <333

add to favs - #396737 by x11soccer96x on December 17, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

&& girls, 
we want someone to hold us tight and never let go, 
we want someone to kiss us anytime, rain or shine, 
we want someone to cuddle with when it's cold, 
we want someone to hold our hand, 
we want someone to protect us, 
we want someone to love us for who we are. 
 
 
But in reality..... 
we deserve someone to hold us tight and never let go, 
we deserve someone to kiss us anytime, rain or shine, 
we deserve someone to cuddle with when it's cold, 
we deserve someone to hold our hand, 
we deserve someone to protect us, 
we deserve someone to love us for who we are. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
all the creditt and ediitttt? i just thought of it i dont think anyone else had it? quote is sooo trueee. rate or hatee. <333

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Fun Pick-Up Lines
1. I lost my number, can I have yours?
2. Do my eyes match my shoes, Did you just check me out!?
3. Are you from Tennessee, 'cause your the only Ten I See!
4. Did it hurt, When you fell from heaven?
5. Are you tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
6. Are you a cashier, or did you just check me out?
7. I need CPR, you just took my breath away!
8. You look like my 4th boyfriend, and its funny because I only had three!
9. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
10. Want me to show you my glow in the dark stickers over there in that closet?

i think the credittt? idk if someone already didd thiss but rateee or hateee.<333

add to favs - #395504 by x11soccer96x on December 16, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Fun Things To Do In The Grocery Store
1) Enter through the EXIT door.
2) Take a price label off food, walk up to a hot guy, stick it on him and then drag him to the check-out line.
3) Walk up to someone, accuse them of taking your cart and then run away with the cart screaming "SUCKER!!!"
4) Stand at a check-out line with no cashier and say "What is taking so long?"
5) Run up and down the aisles screaming "CLEAN UP ON AISLE 11!!
6) When someone is walking out, yell "HEY! WHY ARE YOU STEALING THAT? YEAH YOU I SEE YOUR POCKETS OVERFLOWING WITH STUFF!!!"
7) Fall down randomly and then yell at the shelves of food for tripping you.
8) Stand behind a vacant check-out line and say "Register 4 is open.......Where is the bag boy?"
9) Run behind a register, grab the phone and make a public annoucment saying you lost your pet lion in the store.
10) Put whoopie cushions in the aisles or behind the registers and when someone steps on them say "Ew, that is disgusting! What did you have for dinner tonight!!!"

all the crediittt and ediitttt please rateee. <3

add to favs - #394519 by x11soccer96x on December 15, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

Fun Things To Do In The Grocery Store 
1) Enter through the EXIT door. 
2) Take a price label off food, walk up to a hot guy, stick it on him and then drag him to the check-out line. 
3) Walk up to someone, accuse them of taking your cart and then run away with the cart screaming "SUCKER!!!" 
4) Stand at a check-out line with no cashier and say "What is taking so long?" 
5) Run up and down the aisles screaming "CLEAN UP ON AISLE 11!! 
6) When someone is walking out, yell "HEY!  WHY ARE YOU STEALING THAT? YEAH YOU I SEE YOUR POCKETS OVERFLOWING WITH STUFF!!!"    
7) Fall down randomly and then yell at the shelves of food for tripping you. 
8) Stand behind a vacant check-out line and say "Register 4 is open.......Where is the bag boy?" 
9) Run behind a register, grab the phone and make a public annoucment saying you lost your pet lion in the store. 
10) Put whoopie cushions in the aisles or behind the registers and when someone steps on them say "Ew, that is disgusting!  What did you have for dinner tonight!!!" 
 
 
all the crediittt and ediitttt please rateee. <3

x11soccer96x

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