"Even the most primitive societies have an innate respect for the insane."
-The Motorcycle Boy, Rumble Fish
"We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all."
-Andrew Clark, The Breakfast Club
Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. -Olive Penderghast, Easy A
Me: oh no guys the church is on fire
Ponyboy:
Johnny:
Dally:
Ponyboy:
Johnny:
Dally:
Ponyboy:
Johnny:
Dally:
Ponyboy: how did you get in the book
“You
are gold when you’re a kid, like green. When you’re
a
kid, everything is new, dawn. Like the way you dig sunsets,
Pony. That’s gold. Keep it that way; it’s a good
way to be. I
want you to tell Dally to look at one. He’ll probably
think
you’re crazy, but ask for me. I don’t think
he’s ever really
seen a sunset. And don’t be bugged over being a greaser.
You
still have a lot of time to make yourself be what you want.
There’s still a lot of good in the world. Tell Dally. I
don’t
think he knows.”
♥
-Johnny Cade, The
Outsiders
How much do I cost?
Natural Hair:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $60
[] Red - $70
[] Other- $75
Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[} Blue $150
[] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[] Under 5′4 - $25
Total so far: $225
Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[x] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215
Total so far: $575
Drink?
[] I did like twice - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600
Vision?
[x] perfect vision - $400
[]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them -
$200
[] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far:
$1575
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450
Favorite
Color
[x] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500
Total: $2825
did you use a calculator
to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[] Nope - $1000
[x] some- $750
Total:
$3,575