When life gives you lemons:
You
have many
options.
make
orange or
grape or
apple juice
throw them
at jerks you
don't like
ask for
watermelons
instead
alter their DNA and make
super
lemons
sell
them
on eBay
eat
the dang
fruit
throw them back and demand
cookies
find
an
annoying kid
with a paper
cut
Or you
can be
boring
--> And
make lemonade
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