Part One:
EMO
[X] you own at least 5 black shirts
[X] you like skinny jeans
[X] you’re listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before
[] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[X] Like the color black
[X] disslike most girly girls
[] have dyed ur hair dark or want to
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[] hate popular music
[] keep hair in front of your face
[X] have given people evil stares
[] don't get along with parents
[] Life sucks for you
[] have been called emo
[] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[x] Complain a lot
[] owned a studded belt or want one
[]listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total: 10 Part Two:
SLUTTY /WHORE
[] own more than 10 mini shorts
[] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[] have been called a slut
[x] sometimes/always likes to drink
[X] ever wore low cut shirts
[x] have been called a tease
[] Flirt with every guy!
[X] love the opposite sex
[x] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
[] own 5 tube tops
[x] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 6 Part Three:
JOCK
[] Own at least 5 jerseys
[] Have 10 or more trophies
[x] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[x] Love sports
[x] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[] Don't wear makeup
[x] Have / had played lacrosse
[X] Play more than 2 sports
[x] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[x] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[x] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[X] You play/ played soccer on a team
[X]You play/played volleyball on a team
[] You run/ran track
[] You play/ played football on a team
[] Been called a jock
[] Have set a record
[] Are friends with your coach
[x] Love watching sports
[x] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total:12 Part Four:
NERD
[] wear your pants at your waist
[x] have/had braces/or getting
[] in advanced classes
[] On Math team
[] Have all A’s
[x] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[x] have been called a nerd
[] are *annoyed* or bullied
[] LOVE to learn
[] Like your teachers
[] Watch history channel
[] never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[] Don't have pics of yourself on facebook
[] read a book a month
[] You read on your last spring break
[] Have your own website
[] wear pocket protectors
Total: 4 Part Five:
PREP
[x] you own mostly hollister/ A&F/ American Eagle
[] you like to shop at Forever 21
[] Victorias Secret
[] wet seal/ delia*s
[x] you do/have cheerleaded
[x] you like rap/hip hop music
[X] you like to go to parties
[X] you enjoy yourself no matter what
[X] you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[x] for the most part, youre organized
Total:7
If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 5 high school BIG stereotypes
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd
Sex: female
Birthday: ummm nahh
Siblings: 1 brother
Eye color: idk they always change
Shoe size: 7 1/2
Height:4'11"
What are you wearing: west soccer shirt,shorts,shin gaurds and soccer socks
Where do you live: ummm a place in the world
Righty or lefty: righty tighty! oh yeah
Can you make a dollar in change right now: sure why not?
Who are your closest friends:Katie p,Elicea
Best place for a date? movies, or beach!
Where is your fav place to shop: the mall... duhh! who doesnt like it?
Favorite kind of plant? vinus fly trap it eats stuff! lol jk
Fave Color? umm. blue,green,yellow?
Fave Number: 3
Fave Boys Name: chris?
Fave Girls Name: idk
Fave Sport: SOCCER<333!
Fave Month: august
movies: idk
Juice: apple
Finger: middle finger haa
Breakfast food:cinoman toast crunch!
Favorite cartoon character: micky mouse
Given anyone a bath: umm sure?
Smoked: nope! and gonna stay that way
Made yourself throw-up:no im not a...nvm
Gone skinny dipping: not yet
Eaten a dog:the kind of hot
Put your tongue on a frozen pole? umm no but i have popsicle and my tounge got stuck!
Loved someone so much it made you cry? umm no..
Broken a bone? sprained..and pulled out of socket
Played truth or dare:umm who hasent?
Been in a physical fight: kinda
Been in a police car: nopee
Been on a plane:umm yeah
Come close to dying:no
Been in a sauna: ?
Been in a hot tub:yeea!
Cried when someone died: yeah...
Cried in school:yup
Fell off your chair:no ... yea right... okay i have mabye
Wait for someone's phone call all night:no
Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations:yes!
Saved e-mails:yes!
Fallen for one of your best friends: sure?
Made out with JUST a friend?nope!
Used someone:no! never!
What is...
Whats your good luck charm? my mnkeys(stuffed)
Best song you ever heard: idk love all of em
What's your bedroom like: cool... y do u wanna know... stalker! huh huh?
Last thing you said:to elicea..? invite him
What is beside you? ?/??
Last thing you ate: smart food
What kind of shampoo do you use?: dove
Best thing that has happened to you this year:met new ppl
Worst thing that has happened to you this year:sprained my ankle
Have you had...
Chicken pox:no
Sore Throat:yees
Stitches: nope!
Broken nose:no
Do You.
Believe in love at first sight:sure! y not?
Like school: yup
What schools have you gone to:v.a. hillside,rosendale Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000. dollars: no poor thing
If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: friends and a couple of guys.......
Who was the last person that called you:dad
Who was the last person you slow danced with:idk
What makes you laugh the most? me
What makes you smile? umm.....only katie p knows!
Last Person..
You yelled at: elicea
Who broke your heart:idk
Told you that they love you: idk everybody
Is your loudest friend:me
Do you/Are You: do you??
Do you like filling these out? this is to long
Do you wear contacts or glasses:none
Do you like yourself: i make my self laugh
Do you get along with your family: oh yeah
Stolen anything? ummm toys from my bro?
Obsessive Compulsive? idk what that is
Anorexic? idk what that is
Suicidal? idk what that is
Final questions
What are you listening to right now? bro playing the wii
What did you do yesterday:ssoccer camp and hang wit katie,track.
Have you hated someone in your family:for a while
Got any awards: yes! yes i have
What car do you wish to have:black mountinar
Where do you want to get married:an awesome place!!
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change: noten
Good driver: on go carts yes
Good Singer:sure kinda
Have a lava lamp:yes!
How many remote controls are in your house: enough
Are you double jointed: no but my bro is! he can move his thum to diff places! eww
What do you dream about: idk
Last time you showered:last night
Last time you took a bath:when i got thte hives =(
Scary or happy movies: happy!
Chocolate or white chocolate:chocolate
Root Beer or Dr.Peper:Dr. Peper
Mud or Jell-O wrestling: jell-O =]
Vanilla or chocolate:vanilla
Summer or winter:summer
Silver or Gold:silver 4 jewlery and gold 4 medals
Diamond or pearl:diamond
Sunset or Sunrise:sunset
Sprite or 7up: Sprite
Cats or dogs:cats
Coffee or tea:coffee from starbucks!
Phone or in person:in person
Indoor or outdoor:outdoor
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace". 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol. 21. Practice making fax and modem noises. 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy." 27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control. 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. 32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 34. Drum on every available surface. 35. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates. 37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings. ."
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