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Member since Fri Jun 5, 2009 15:48:01 EDT

Last login: Thu Nov 12, 2009 18:47:09 EST

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Hey! Its Lexie!

Some of my favorites are:

Hobbies:

Dancing,Laughing,hangen out with my friends and 

going on the computer!!

Pets:

Reese and Vader! -Cats! Love 'em so damn muchh!!

Food: 

Chicken and my gma's home aid  apple pie!

Drinks:

WATER!!  sprite and lemonade!

Colors:

Neon green,black,blue,Hot pink and green!

Animals:

MONKEYS!!

Movies:

13 going on to 30,little mermaid,over her dead

body,fried green tomatos and many more!

Songs: 

PArty in the U.S.A.,you belong with me,down.good girls 

gone bad,i gotta feeling,i know you want me,

kiss me through the phone, and, starstruck,

Recent Quotes by this Author:

 I go to Katie when I'm mad.
 I go to Katie when im upset.
 I go to Katie for everything! 



   ILY so much Katie your the best friend a girl could have!

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  * PEOPLE OF WITTY!*

Please take 2 minuted and answer these questions!

If you answer at least 2 yes favor so I can see who my friends are! 

I will try to follow all of the people who favor!


1) I think witty is SO cool!

2)Witty should be the #1 most popular website.

3) I make good quotes!

4) Love lmao and mlia!

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_.bese mi asno._

Means kiss my ass.
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 Soccer is not a sport.

IT'S LIFE!

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 Time started: 1:19 p.m.
Sex: female
Birthday: ummm nahh
Siblings: 1 brother
Eye color: idk they always change
Shoe size: 7 1/2
Height:4'11"
What are you wearing: west soccer shirt,shorts,shin gaurds and soccer socks 
Where do you live: ummm a place in the world
Righty or lefty: righty tighty! oh yeah
Can you make a dollar in change right now: sure why not?
Who are your closest friends:Katie p,Elicea
Best place for a date? movies, or beach!
Where is your fav place to shop: the mall... duhh! who doesnt like it? 
Favorite kind of plant? vinus fly trap it eats stuff! lol jk
Fave Color? umm. blue,green,yellow?
Fave Number: 3
Fave Boys Name: chris?
Fave Girls Name: idk
Fave Sport: SOCCER<333!
Fave Month: august
movies: idk
Juice: apple
Finger: middle finger haa
Breakfast food:cinoman toast crunch!
Favorite cartoon character: micky mouse
Given anyone a bath: umm sure?
Smoked: nope! and gonna stay that way
Made yourself throw-up:no im not a...nvm
Gone skinny dipping: not yet 
Eaten a dog:the kind of hot 
Put your tongue on a frozen pole? umm no but i have  popsicle and my tounge got stuck!
Loved someone so much it made you cry? umm no..
Broken a bone? sprained..and pulled out of socket
Played truth or dare:umm who hasent?
Been in a physical fight: kinda
Been in a police car: nopee
Been on a plane:umm yeah
Come close to dying:no
Been in a sauna: ?
Been in a hot tub:yeea! 
Cried when someone died: yeah...
Cried in school:yup
Fell off your chair:no ... yea right... okay i have  mabye
Wait for someone's phone call all night:no  
Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations:yes!
Saved e-mails:yes! 
Fallen for one of your best friends: sure?
Made out with JUST a friend?nope! 
Used someone:no! never!  

What is...

Whats your good luck charm? my mnkeys(stuffed)
Best song you ever heard: idk love all of em
What's your bedroom like: cool... y do u wanna know... stalker! huh huh?
Last thing you said:to elicea..? invite him
What is beside you? ?/??
Last thing you ate: smart food
What kind of shampoo do you use?: dove
Best thing that has happened to you this year:met new ppl
Worst thing that has happened to you this year:sprained my ankle

Have you had...
Chicken pox:no
Sore Throat:yees 
Stitches: nope!
Broken nose:no 

Do You.

Believe in love at first sight:sure! y not?
Like school: yup
What schools have you gone to:v.a. hillside,rosendale
Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000. dollars: no poor thing
If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: friends and a couple of guys.......
Who was the last person that called you:dad 
Who was the last person you slow danced with:idk 
What makes you laugh the most? me
What makes you smile? umm.....only katie p knows!

Last Person..
You yelled at: elicea
Who broke your heart:idk
Told you that they love you: idk everybody 
Is your loudest friend:me
Do you/Are You: do you??
Do you like filling these out? this is to long
Do you wear contacts or glasses:none
Do you like yourself: i make my self laugh

Do you get along with your family: oh yeah

Stolen anything? ummm toys from my bro?
Obsessive Compulsive? idk what that is
Anorexic? idk what that is
Suicidal? idk what that is
Final questions

What are you listening to right now? bro playing the wii
What did you do yesterday:ssoccer camp and hang wit katie,track.
Have you hated someone in your family:for a while
Got any awards: yes! yes i have
What car do you wish to have:black mountinar 
Where do you want to get married:an awesome place!!

If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change: noten
Good driver: on go carts yes
Good Singer:sure kinda
Have a lava lamp:yes!
How many remote controls are in your house: enough
Are you double jointed: no but my bro is! he can move his thum to diff places! eww

What do you dream about: idk
Last time you showered:last night 
Last time you took a bath:when i got thte hives =(
Scary or happy movies: happy! 

Chocolate or white chocolate:chocolate 

Root Beer or Dr.Peper:Dr. Peper
Mud or Jell-O wrestling: jell-O =]

Vanilla or chocolate:vanilla 

Summer or winter:summer 
Silver or Gold:silver 4 jewlery and gold 4 medals

Diamond or pearl:diamond 
Sunset or Sunrise:sunset 

Sprite or 7up: Sprite

Cats or dogs:cats 

Coffee or tea:coffee from starbucks! 

Phone or in person:in person 
Indoor or outdoor:outdoor

End Time:1:42 p.m.
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 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 
14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol. 
21. Practice making fax and modem noises. 
 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. 
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy." 
 27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control. 
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. 
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 
34. Drum on every available surface. 
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates. 
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings. 
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Dear kids! Please read!




 "Have no fear of perfection--you'll never reach it."
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 "All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first."

                                                --James Thurber

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 Bedroom Survey

How many windows are in your room?                        
2.

What color are your walls?     
apple greem

Hardwood floor, tile, or carpet?                                        
hardwood(the real kind).

Do you get ready for the day in your room or the bathroom?                               
room for clothes and make up for both.

What size bed do you have?                                                 
double =(.

What does your comforter look like?   
blue, lime green,brown, with MONKEYS!!!!!<333333
Is your room big?      
nope.

Is it clean?  
          
umm sure!                                          

Do you have a ceilling fan?                                                    
oh yeah!

Do you have a night light?                                                   
nahh i <33 the dark

Do you have the following in your room:

desk {}
more than 3 sources of light {x}
cellphone {x}
chair/dish chair {x}
book shelf {}
dresser {x}
TV {}
CD player/stereo {x}
bean bag chair {}
laptop {}
posters {x} 
paintings {x}
pictures {x} 
walk in closet {} 
large mirror {x}
bed drumset {}
bathroom {} 
clock {x}
clothes on the floor {x}
box of tissues {x}
guitar {}
lava lamp {x}
smoke detector {x}
piano/keyboard {}
bongos {}  
a bin {x}
locking door {}
can of soda {}
bottle of  water {x}
playstation or another game source {x} 
a blacklight {}
something about your own country {}
medals {x}
trophies {x}
awards {x}
water polo ball {}
soccer ball {x}
softball stuff {}
cheerleading stuff {}
school stuff {x}
college stuff {}
beach ball {x}
over 100 cds {}
surround sound {}
sofa {}
flag {}
stop sign {}
caution tape {}
any type of gun {}
dog bed {}
calendar {}
quote number 970824
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 My blaket:

Is red and soft, Cuddily and perfuct!


But i know he is a girl! 

When i got him i names him Mrs. Softiness




HAHA ELI HES NOT UR BOYFREIND HE WAS MINE FIRST!

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