I’M NOT PERFECT,
I make mistakes,
I hurt people,
but when I say sorry,
I mean it.
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies,
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife,
Offer me that deathless death,
Good God, let me give you my life.
“His life went on, but hers never did”
It’s better to lose a lover,
than to love a loser
A JEALOUS WOMAN
Does better research than the FBI
Teacher: Where are you heading to for the holidays?
Students: EGYPT! ITALY! BRAZIL! SINGAPORE! SPAIN!
Me: McDonalds.
NMQ
SHOWERS ARE GREAT.
They make you feel nice & clean, you sound like a professional singer
& they also help you make all of life’s decisions.
Dear Heart,
Please stop getting involved in everything.
Your job is to pump blood, that’s it.