Asma*

        Santa saw your Facebook photos.

        Siblings:

        I try to avoid things that make me fat,

        like scales, mirrors and photographs.



 

        Me: Got an A in English.

        Mom: WTF, Well done!

        Me: Mom, what do you think WTF means?

        My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke.

        I attached payslip on the first slide.

        Study:

        The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

Every person from your past lives as a shadow in your mind.

Good or bad, they all helped you write the story of your life

and shaped the person you are today.

        She was Hannah Montana when Bush was president.

        Thanks, Obama.

        Aftermath:

        Relaxation after your math class.


 

 

        Waterproof mascara:

        Mascara that comes off when you cry, shower or swim but not when you try to remove it.