Asma*

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Joined: October 23, 2013
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 373714
Gender: F
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Quotes by Asma*



        Roses are red

        Violets are blue

        And the middle finger

        Was made for you





 

THE NAKED TRUTH

Is always better

Than the best dressed Lie

 




                   It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from “this is the best day ever” to “Allow me to stab you”.






               Aw, you cut yourself because Justin Bieber smoked weed?

               Good thing you aren’t a Wiz Khalifa fan.


 

I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “Haha good one!” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.


During a test;

 

People look up for inspiration

Down in desperation

And left and right for information


Dear Math,

I am sick and tired of finding your "x".
Just accept the fact that she is gone.
MOVE ON, DUDE.


Broccoli: I look like a small tree.

Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.

Walnut: I look like a brain.

Banana: Can we please change the subject?



And tears come streaming

Down your face when you

Lose someone you

Cannot replace


 

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive,


Try missing a couple of car payments.

 


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