Roses are red
Violets are blue
And the middle finger
Was made for you
THE NAKED TRUTH
Is always better
Than the best dressed Lie
Aw, you cut yourself because Justin Bieber smoked weed?
Good thing you aren’t a Wiz Khalifa fan.
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “Haha good one!” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.
During a test;
People look up for inspiration
Down in desperation
And left and right for information
Broccoli: I look like a small tree.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Walnut: I look like a brain.
Banana: Can we please change the subject?
And tears come streaming
Down your face when you
Lose someone you
Cannot replace
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive,
Try missing a couple of car payments.