A husband came home from work exhausted and slumped down on his sofa.
Lazy as he was, he asked his
wife, "Hey, wtf?"
The wife said, "Oh, so you're home. Stfu."
"Excuse me?" The husband said back to her, completely
"I said, 'Stfu'," the wife continued to say.
"And I said, 'Wtf?', Where's the food?" The husband
"Yeah, and I told you, 'Sorry, the food's up.' If you want food then go buy more, you dipshit."
all credit goes to me(: