Joined: October 5, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 333311
Gender: F

My name is not Sally, I just thought Sally Sarcastic sounded cool, lolol.
danisnotonfire is aweshum too. C:
My top bands are Scarlett O'Hara and Breathe Carolina.
My top songs are It Never Ends by Bring Me The Horizon, Besitos by Pierce The Veil, Adolescence by Rin and Len Kagamine, Hanging On by Addictions, ... I have a lot, haha.
I like Adventure Time, SpongeBob SquarePants, the anime Black Butler, Regular Show, and others.
I think skinny jeans, Converse, and piercings are pretty cool. :P
Leave a comment if you want to chat. C:

Quotes by xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux

Hey, danisnotonfire/amazingphil fans...

Like my bac

Which Of Me?

What could you possibly see when you sit there and stare back at me? The porcelain mask that's painted perfectly, or what's truly underneath? Do you see the costume of my sweet serenity, or the torn roots around my feet? Is it my pretty little smile, or the frozen screams behind my teeth? Perhaps it's the strength that I portray, or the weakness that I hide? Do you believe what I have told them, or do you know that I have lied? Do you take in my composed innocence, or the demons of my restless mind? Do you think that I'm really living, or do you know that I've already died?

My Ultra-Sensitive Toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes...

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dave who?"
Dave holds back tears as he realizes his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

10 out of 10 people fail to do the following challenge:

Do not read this sentence.

She didn't know who would leave and who would stay, so she pushed them all away.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.

But I laugh more.

One not does simply

read the top line correctly.

I don't think people should stop listening to Nicki Minaj's music just because she wants to vote for Romney. There are so many other reasons to stop listening to Nicki Minaj's music. For example, Nicki Minaj's music.