xSarahLovesYoux

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That Annoying Moment...
when you're just joking around with your
parents and they make it into a life lesson.






 





That Awkward Moment;
when you walk out of your bedroom
in your pajamas and there's a
guest in your house.






 

 

You must have been born on a highway
because that's where most accidents happen.

 


tHAT MOMENT WHEN YOU'RE
ACTUALLY TELLING THE TRUTH
BUT YOU LAUGH DURING IT, AND EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE LYING.


 



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Yelling someone's name in different
voices 'til they hear you.







 










Dear girls,
quit trying to look like us in your photos.
It's embarrassing to our species.
Sincerely, ducks.







 


 T h a t   f a i l   m o m e n t   w h e n   y o u   t h i n k   o f   s o m e t h i n g  
h i l a r i o u s   t o   s a y   t e n   m i n u t e s   a f t e r   f i n i s h i n g   t h e  
c o n v e r s a t i o n .

 


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Whenever I delete an app on my

iPhone, the shaking icons make me

feel like they're panicking over who's

next to be cut from the team.


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Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we would be put in a mental hospital.


The best way to make someone remember you is to borrow money from them. 
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