xSoapy

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Joined: April 27, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 107359
Gender: F


I never come on here anymore. 
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Quotes by xSoapy

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Does he make you laugh like I did?
He doesen't make me cry like you did.

 
NMF/Probably nmq.
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As long as you are both interested in a relationship, you stick with it and distance will not make a difference.


nmf.
 

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That one person in the class...
that thinks they are good at singing but 
cannot sing at all.

NMF/Probably not my quote.

 

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Falling in love with a guy is easy
but trying to forget the guy is harder.

NMF/Probably NMQ.

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Dad.

Anything else exciting going on this week?
Nah not really.

 

Mom's got a really bad cold.
 

 

She's spreading her legs at work.
 
So that's how she got a raise. hahahaha.

 

Germs.
 
She doesn't spread her legs for anyone. Trust me I'd know.
 

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Mom.

That was one of the best 6 inches ever!
Mom?
Thank you Subway!

 


Do you want a sandwich before I leave?

 

 

No, I'm all set.
 
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Mom.

What do you call a rubber duck that steals? 
What?
A Robber duck. (Get it?)

 

lol
Really?  Just a 'lol'? Next time instead of 'lol' try 'Isimhbiwfefmtalol' Laughing Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Funny Enough For Me Actually To Laugh Out Loud.

 

 

Uhhh. Okay mom.
 
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Dad

What does OMG stand for?
Oh my gosh?
No, Obama Must Go.

NMF/NMQ 

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Mom

Do I have swag?
What?
Do I have swag? I saw a sign that said got swag. I want swag.
Sure mom, you have swag.

 

Ok. Have a good day. #Swag.
 

NMF/NMQ found it on tumblr :') made me laugh.

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We're like parallel lines.

We'll never meet. 


NMF/Probably NMQ.

 

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