xSoapy

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Joined: April 27, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 107359
Gender: F


I never come on here anymore. 
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Quotes by xSoapy


I'm listening to low - Flo Rida 
and on my laptop the volume automatically turns down automatically and when I went to switch the song up on loud...


The volume was going low...

(;

NMF/True story.

 
 
 
 
 




Period Jokes.

American Version: 

Period jokes are not funny. Period.

English Version:

Period jokes are not funny. I'm bloody serious.

 


We all complain..
If we don't get the latest fashion, but there's people out there who can't even afford it.
If we're hungry, but there's people in other countries that are in povety and starving.
If we don't have money, but they's people who don't have any money and can't afford the daily food shop.
If our parents don't let us do what we want to do, they's people who lost their parents at a young age. 
If we get something at Christmas that we don't like, someone in the world would love that present. 


We need to think before we complain.

NMF


  Me: I'll just name this file as fjkeiw
File: I won't be found >:D
*Returning back to the computer, okay this file sounds like it*
Me: It's not you *exits* where is it?

File: COME FIND ME.  
Me: *10 minutes later* FOUND YOU.

File: That's revenge for not calling me by my proper name.

NMF.




Guess who I'm spending valent i nes day wi t h?

The dentist.
 


 

I got a hoe.
I'm telling mum.

 

No I meant a garden hoe...

....

 


NMF. Not a true story 




All my American friends on Facebook are

posting their status' as 'SNOWSTORM' and

I'm sat here thinking 'I wish'.



 




I kind of want a Edward & Bella relationship,

just minus the vampire bit.


 


The difference between me and her?
I can make him smile with my pants on.

Probably NMQ, I typed it into the search bar at the top and nothing came on. That's a tip to find out jocked quotes(:

 

Format by Sandrasaurus

For a short period of time, you were the youngest person in the world. 
Mind = Blown.

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