xTakeAMomentx

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Shot me out of the sky. 
Your my kryptonite  
You keep making me week
Yeah frozen and can't breath


 

Format by Sandrasaurus

The awkward moment

when you forget your name because you memorized everything about fine dining
like if you know where
this is from

 

Did you know? #398

   You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in your lifetime.

The cure to
One Direction infection
  is to kiss harry

- Liam Payne♥

 

format credit to OneDirection

*knock knock*
 Me:Hello
 Police officer: i have a search warrant
 Me:okayy
*he walks up to my room and opens the closet*
 police officer: i knew you had them
*five boys walk out of the closet*
 Me: sorry.......

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Last year my school was having problems because anonymous students were bringing markers to school and were writing on the bathroom walls.
At that time, I was having my MONTHLY GIFT, so I grabbed a tampon from my purse and asked if I could use the restroom.
Well, it turns out my teacher thought I had a marker so he made me stand in front of my classroom and had me tell everyone what I had in my hands and what I was gonna use it for.
So, I said, "I am holding a tampon, and I plan on using it for my LADY ISSUES.

IT WAS EMBARRASSING!

 

When I'm older I'm going to have 4 children.
My first daughter will be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom, & I shall have it going on.
My first son will be Luke. Then, my husband can say "Luke, I am your father!"
My second daughter will be named Narnia, so when I get her something, I will proclaim "FOR NARNIA!!!!!" & my last son will be named Sparta. So when I introduce him, I will annouce "THIS IS SPARTA!"


 
Harry Styles is the only person who can tweet

everything grammatically correct

and still not make sense..





:) xx

 

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?



A northern faiytale begins with "Once upon a time"
 

A southern fairytale begins with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t"







nmq
no disrespect meant, just thought it was really funny :)







directioners,
would you still love one direction as much as you do if they were really ugly, and not as funny, but still had good music?


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