peek-a-boo*

can you give birth while your on your period?
wait......thinking.......kinda the same thong coz your a.ss bleeds when the baby comes out

wierdest thought ever

Im sick of b.itches bi.tching about other b.itches being b.itches b.itch.

i always say stuff dirty or miss hear things dirty

so i was talkin bout barbercues and for some reason i say boobacue

then we were learning bout wwII and i was suppose to say digging for victory but then i said digging for dicktory

then my friend says"ive got a headache"
me" youve got a di.ck"
friend" no ive got a headache"
me" youve got a dic.k"
friend"no ive got a headache!!!!"
me"oh youve got a headache

Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times.

Bitc.h, please. You're the reason God gave us middle fingers.

If you're single, make the best of it. It's not because you're not good enough for anyone, but it means no one is good enough for you yet.

scooby doo made us think that the monsters are humans

What if it doesn't want to be called hot sauce?
What if it wants to be called beautiful sauce?

I don't care who you are, if a kid wants to show you something they're proud of, you better act fuc.king impressed.

dont stop believing
hold on to that feeling

in memory of cory monteith