peek-a-boo*

So you just assume that since im sleeping, that you should unplug my computer cause I dont need it at that point in time?
Next time you go eat mexican food I'm going to assume you dont need the toilets and disassemble them. 
Kay?

I believe that we are who we choose to be. Nobody’s going to come and save you, you’ve got to save yourself. Nobody’s going to give you anything. You’ve got to go out and fight for it. Nobody knows what you want except for you. And nobody will be as sorry as you if you don’t get it. So don’t give up on your dreams.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side

You ever love somebody so much you can barely breathe
When you're with 'em
You meet and neither one of you even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah, them chills you used to get 'em
Now you're getting fu.cking sick of looking at 'em
You swore you'd never hit 'em; never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face spewing venom in your words when you spit them
You push, pull each other's hair, scratch, claw, hit 'em
Throw 'em down, pin 'em
So lost in the moments when you're in them
It's the rage that took over it controls you both
So they say you're best to go your separate ways
Guess if they don't know you 'cause today that was yesterday
Yesterday is over, it's a different day
Sound like broken records playing over but you promised her
Next time you show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window "pain"

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. ― Michel de Montaigne

I remember every look upon your face, the way you roll your eyes; the way you taste- you make it hard for breathing

two peanuts walked into a bar

one was a salted

Harry Potter at the end of every school year:
I came to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

me: the hairstyle is really simple
me: it's just needs three braids to make a braided headband
me: and then it needs two more braids that lead to a bun
me: that's made of four braids
me: and then there are five rope braids
me: and my hair has to be past my waist to actually do the hairstyle
me: but it's really simple