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[Impossibilities]
You can't count your hair.
You can't wash your eyes with soap.
You can't breath with you tongue out.
Put yout tongue back in you fool!

10 things I know about YOU...
 1) you are reading this.
2) You are human.
3)You can't say the letter 'P' without seperating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a number five.
P) <--- You read that as 9.
1o) You enjoyed this quote. :)

You Only Live Once?
My cat disagrees.

Saying to your friends
"If we get caught, here's the story."

Throw dirt on me - and I'll grow a wild flower.
-Lil Wayne.

Who needs real friends when
you have imaginary friends. <3
 

 ~The days that we're so crazy~
                 people think that we're high
and the days we're so bored
                      [ we laugh so hard we cry]
all the inside jokes and sayin' "remember when."
>> Are the reason we're best friends <<

*Walking around with friend saying random things at school.*
Me: I can't help it if I have irritable bow syndrome.
Teacher: That's a little personal don't you think?

- True story

Find a guy,
that ruins your lipstick.
Not your mascara.