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I haven't been on witty for 2 flipping years.. Until now.
And can I just say that I'm now 13? *eughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
I've just gone through a phase where I'd say 'WHAT EVEN LYFFFF' and I'm slowly recovering.

Have a great day, wherever you are.

Quotes by xXFeeling_HappyXx

Do you know what hurts? 
When somebody you love,
doesn't love you back,
because of a prettier girl.
And now I know,
what other wittians feel, when they experience this.

... Study this small story. Hope that it makes a BIG change in YOU.

A Professor began his class by holding up
a glass with some water in it.
He held it up for all to see & asked the students
“How much do you think this glass weighs?”
'50g!' ....
'100g!' ..... '125g'
..the students answered.
“I really don't know unless I weigh it,”
said the professor,
“but, my question is:
What would happen if I held it up like this
for a few minutes?”
'Nothing' …..the students said.
'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the professor asked.
'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the student.
“You're right, now what would happen
if I held it for a day?”
“Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis &
have to go to hospital for sure!”
… ventured another student
& all the students laughed …
“Very good, But during all this,
did the weight of the glass change?”
asked the professor.
‘No’…. Was the answer.
“Then what caused the arm ache &
the muscle stress?”
The students were puzzled.
“What should I do now to come out of pain?”
asked professor again.
‘Put the glass down!’ said one of the students.
“Exactly!” said the professor.
Life's problems are something like this.
Hold it for a few minutes in your head &
they seem OK.
Think of them for a long time &
they begin to ache.
Hold it even longer &
they begin to paralyze you.
You will not be able to do anything.
It's important to think of the challenges or problems in your life,
at the end of every day before
You go to sleep.
That way, you are not stressed,
you wake up every day fresh &
strong & can handle any issue,
any challenge that comes your way!
So, When you leave office today,
Remember my friend to …

Teacher: You should know this! You learnt this 3 years ago!
Me: I don't even remember what I ate last week!

When I was a kid, I used to draw birds like m's

Laughing is the best medicine...
but when you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.

My iphone's broken.
I put it on airplane mode but it didn't fly.

How to find the name of a song: Type the lyrics you know into google and hope for the best

Don't text me
while I'm texting you!
Now I have to change my text.

Something you tell everybody
to tell nobody

Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana peel.